7 Excuses Not to Have Sex You Can Pull when You Are Not 'in the Mood' ...

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Now I am not saying that you should be calling on these excuses not to have sex every night, since in general you do not want to have sex with your partner, then that is an entirely different kettle of fish. However, if you are anything like me (and most other woman I know) every now and then you literally canโ€™t be bothered having sex with your other, more โ€˜energeticโ€™ half. You have every right to just say no, but should you feel the need to soften the blow with an indisputable excuse, then try one of these excuses not to have sex on for sizeโ€ฆ

1. Bloated

The key to the best excuses not the have sex is using something that your boyfriend can not pull you up on; feigning a cold without the hint of a sniffle is just not going to work. However, saying that you are bloated will. Who wants to get it on with someone when that personโ€™s belly is supposedly full of food and even worseโ€ฆ gas. There is noting sexual about a bloated belly, even if it is just a figment of your imagination.

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bear
LMFAO!!! Get outta town! A 15 year old boy wouldn't even believe these. And personally I wouldn't want to be with a man who would put up with my ailments like a lil pansy lol BUT I get the light heartedness
Brooke
...or you could just be honest with him? If you can't be honest with the guy you love, you probs shouldn't be with him
Jeremy O'Brian
These 7 excuses are there for dumb guys. Most of us can tell by body language, facial expression etc. the difference between a girl not being in the mood (which is fine and normal) and a girl who dese...
jaser
lollllllllllll
jaser
so nice
Annie
Just mentioned the post on Twitter
Heather Jensen
I completely agree! Thank you Jean for the great comment! I think that these excuses are for the men that just don't understand when a woman is not in the mood -- even though they should. :)
Tiina
I agree with Jean-Simon Lavoie. If you don't feel like having sex then just say so to your partner. You don't need excuses, just some honesty.
Jean-Simon Lavoie
Best answer : "I'm not in the mood at the moment. " If your significant other doesn't accept these plain answer or ask for explanation , he doesn't deserve you. Your body , your choice . You do what you want to do , when you want with it.
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