7 Excuses Not to Have Sex You Can Pull when You Are Not 'in the Mood' ...


Now I am not saying that you should be calling on these excuses not to have sex every night, since in general you do not want to have sex with your partner, then that is an entirely different kettle of fish.

However, if you are anything like me (and most other woman I know) every now and then you literally can’t be bothered having sex with your other, more ‘energetic’ half.

You have every right to just say no, but should you feel the need to soften the blow with an indisputable excuse, then try one of these excuses not to have sex on for size…

1. Bloated

The key to the best excuses not the have sex is using something that your boyfriend can not pull you up on;

feigning a cold without the hint of a sniffle is just not going to work.

However, saying that you are bloated will.

Who wants to get it on with someone when that person’s belly is supposedly full of food and even worse… gas.

There is noting sexual about a bloated belly, even if it is just a figment of your imagination.

2. Woman Stuff

I do not encourage making up any excuses not to have sex that would cause your partner to worry about your health.

Saying that your lady bits feel like they have been set on fire will undoubtedly get you out of sex, but may raise more alarm than intended.

Try, "I'm just a little sore, I think I might have pulled something at the gym or sat down funny." Not only is it a weird conversation that most guys would like to end quickly, it’s not like he’s going to insist you get an x-ray as a precaution.

3. Problems with Plumbing

If it is too early for toilet talk, as in if you still like to think that your boyfriend doesn't think you poop and if you do they smell like roses - then give this one a miss.

But if you are more than comfortable talking about number 1’s and 2’s then tell your sweetheart that the trains are backed up at the station and due to a signal failure you are not quite in the mood to get frisky.

Problem solved.

Delayed Satisfaction
Explore more ...