Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...

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Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...

You should feel comfortable joking around about most things in life, even your sex life. According to Your Tango here are a few funny and dirty quotes from your favorite celebs:

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1

Amy Schumer​​

Amy Schumer​​ Taking care of our hair is hard work, but taking care of our vagina is even harder.

2

Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli This is the best reason to actually get on top for a change.

3

Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman Sex isn't as exciting as your favorite hobby, anyway.

4

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler This is technically true.

5

Betty Friedan

Betty Friedan That's why a man really needs to put in work to please us.

Famous Quotes

If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence.

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6

Tina Fey

Tina Fey Some men have super low standards, you know.

7

Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker The clothes make the woman, after all.

What's the funniest dirty quote you've heard whether from a celeb or not?

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