5. “Let Me Be Your Wingman/woman!”

The only problem with this is that the person offering it is generally horrible with relationships, lacks charisma, or doesn't really understand the art of winging.

Single people don't need to be helped by someone who thinks insulting girls is a great way to get them interested in you.

(It's not.

Most of us don't really like insulting buttholes.)2

“All You Need to do is [obvious Verb].”

Comments:

Heather Jensen
I completely agree! Thanks for the comment Maryellen!!
Mary Ellen
Iove the first one! ..I never understood when people say things like "you'll find love when you stop looking for it"
young poet
that last one is kindof a no brainer
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