7 Perfect Pieces of Dating Advice from Amy Schumer ...

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7 Perfect Pieces of Dating Advice from Amy Schumer ...

Amy Schumer is not only beautiful and talented, but she's also incredibly smart. That's why People has created a list of all of her best pieces of dating advice. Here they are:

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1

On Beauty

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"I'm 160 pounds and I can have sex with someone. I can get male attention and I don't have to look like all of these girls. Women can be comfortable in their own skin and be beautiful, healthy and desirable."

2

On Casual Sex

On Casual Sex "Do what you feel you want to do while also considering how you'll feel the next day."

3

On Dating Friends

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"I usually date my friends, like people that I'm close to already. And then we kind of try dating, and that's hard. It's not good to date your friends, I don't think."

4

On Online Dating

On Online Dating "I never dated online. I never went on an online date. I don't know. It just seems like so much rejection. It seems really hard, scary. I feel like you can't do that."

5

On Bad Boys

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"I think when I turned 30 [is when I started to get wise about bad boys]. I was like, this is not good for anybody. It's fun at first though!"

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Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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On Being Single

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"I'm so annoyed I'm single again. That means I'm going to have to go out with a new dude, and we'll go to the movies, and he'll be like 'Do you wanna get a popcorn?' and I'll be like 'Oh my god, I hadn't even thought about it ... That's not the whole reason I wanted to come see this piece of s--- movie.' I've left so many movies right after the previews because I finished my popcorn."

7

On Sex

On Sex "Don't not have an orgasm. Make sure he knows that you're entitled to an orgasm. I like to say it. I'll be like, 'Hey, there are two people here.'

Do you agree with all of Amy's advice?

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Love love love Amy!! She rocks! She is the epitome of an independent, saucy and modern woman that says what she means - I wish more woman showed that same level of confidence - you go girl!!

Funny lady.

"Hey there's two people here" lol love it

Love her

Love this!

Love Amy so funny crazy lady

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