7 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than a Man ...

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There are so many things that are better than a man who's broken your heart, multitudes really, but let’s take a closer look at why chocolate is better than a man. Some men are so-so, and some can be great, but in most cases, chocolate is better. Chocolate is one of the only foods almost all women agree on. I would even go so far to say as chocolate is the most loved food out there. I’m sure you’ve already thought of a few reasons, but let me tell you 7 reasons why chocolate is better than a man, especially your ex-boyfriend.

1. Chocolate Won’t Reject You

My first reason as to why chocolate is better than a man is that chocolate won’t reject you. Let’s face it: some men can be jerks. Some men will do anything to get out of a relationship and can be pretty ruthless about it in the process. I know from experience that rejection isn't fun; in fact my last man rejected me after only a few dates. Though men may reject you, I can guarantee that chocolate never will!

Chocolate Will Never Forget to Call You Back

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Haha!! Lol
Samira
Love it!!!!
Miste Anders-Clemons
OMG, now I know why I love chocolate so much.
Gauri
Funny but its so true!!😆
1Sparklytortoise
This is beautiful.
Graciana
Hahaha u dont have to impress chocolate. That makes me think of dressing fancy before starting to eat it
Dori
Eh...I'm thinking more along the lines of mint chocolate-chip ice cream...never let me down!
Anne
Lol this is really funny! I love it yumm chocolate
Kristen
Men also don't inderstand that our kids come first but chocolate will yum!!!!!
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