21 Things All πŸ’― Single Women πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΏπŸ™‹πŸ»πŸ™‹πŸ½ Are Sick to Death πŸ˜– of Hearing ...

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What's the big deal about being single?

What is it about being unattached that makes people think they can get all up in your business?

It's not like being single is the worst thing in the world.

More and more women are actively choosing to remain single these days.

Even if it's not a choice, it's not a big deal – and it's certainly not an invitation for people to start telling you about your life.

My single friends are very upfront about the things they're sick to death of hearing.

They wanted me to share those things with you.

Do they sound familiar?

1. β€œAre You Seeing Someone?”

β€œAre You Seeing Someone?”

Always.

Every time.

It's the first question everyone asks.

Seeing anyone yet?

Met anybody new?

NO.

2. β€œOh, I Know the Perfect Person for You!”

β€œOh, I Know the Perfect Person for You!”

The people who say this to you?

They do not know the perfect person for you.

They know someone who happens to be single at the same time.

You probably have nothing in common except for the fact that you both breathe and you're both single.

3. β€œHow Come No One's Scooped You up Yet?”

β€œHow Come No One's Scooped You up Yet?”

Because you are not a frigging ice cream cone, that's why.

4. β€œYou're Too _ to Be Single!”

β€œYou're Too _ to Be Single!”

Pretty.

Smart.

Funny.

Kind.

Whatever.

This doesn't even make any sense.

Too pretty to be single?

For really real?

5. β€œMaybe You Should Lower Your Standards.”

β€œMaybe You Should Lower Your Standards.”

Maybe you should shut your face, friend.

6. β€œIt's Okay … You're Still Young.”

β€œIt's Okay … You're Still Young.”

What?

Like your single status is a terminal diagnosis?

Like you have an expiration date stamped on your thigh?

7. β€œIsn't Your Biological Clock Ticking?”

β€œIsn't Your Biological Clock Ticking?”

Anyone who ever says this to you needs to take several seats.

All the seats.

8. β€œThere Are Plenty of Fish in the Sea.”

marine biology, underwater, reef, ocean, coral,

Yes.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, plenty of bears in the woods, and probably plenty of pains in your ass every time anyone feeds you this sad, sorry, pointless platitude.

β€œYou Shouldn't Be so Picky.”
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