The 17 Types of Men You'll Meet on Online Dating Sites ...

By Lyndsie

Online dating is no longer the weird, slightly clandestine act it was just ten years ago. These days it's the most common place to meet people, no matter who you're looking for – seriously, guys, girls, there's Black People Meet, J-Date, and even a dating site and app devoted to farmers. There are also crazy people all over every single one of them, but the sad fact is, most of the stories and stereotypes you hear about involve the dudes on dating sites. There are entire Tumblrs and Twitters and Instagram pages devoted to stories of the guys people meet on dating apps and sites – guys like these.

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The Bye Felipe Guy

The Bye Felipe Guy If you haven't met this guy, consider yourself lucky, but the truth is that he's regrettably and overwhelmingly common on dating apps and online. He escalates very quickly. He can get scary, too, so if anyone you talk to – man or woman because, honestly, this behavior isn't necessarily restricted to one gender – exhibits signs of being a Felipe, proceed with caution.

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The Bye Felipe Guy is a common and regrettable presence on dating apps and online dating sites. This type of man is known for escalating quickly and exhibiting scary behavior. It's important for both men and women to be cautious when encountering a Felipe, as this behavior is not restricted to one gender. This type of behavior is unfortunately prevalent in the online dating world, making it important for individuals to be aware and cautious when interacting with potential matches.

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The Momma's Boy

The Momma's Boy He's always so sweet, it's just you'll always be competing with someone else.

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The Smelly Guy

The Smelly Guy You won't … you won't know this one until you meet, at which point it's just too late. Alternately, it's not uncommon to meet a dude with a smelly attitude.

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The Gamer

The Gamer There are several types of gamers. Almost all of them are awesome unless you dislike gaming and/or like to be the center of attention a lot of the time. If you really love to game, as well, find this boy.

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The Snarky Guy

The Snarky Guy The snarky guy is so sexy – half of the time. The other half, he's unbearable. The snarky guy is hit-or-miss, it depends on the individual. Those aren't horrible odds, though!

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His razor-sharp wit cuts through small talk, and he serves up one-liners that can make you laugh until you cry. But timing and audience – that's where he occasionally trips up; during a serious conversation, his sarcasm might just sting. Love him or hate him, the snarky guy's charm can be addictive – as long as you're in the mood to play along. And when the stars align, there's no denying the spark his confidence and dry humor can ignite. Watch out, though – those quips come at a price, and you better have thick skin to handle the banter.

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The Jerk

The Jerk The Jerk may, in fact, be a Felipe, or he may be one of those guys who believes in “negging” and all sorts of other twaddle. There are dozens of ways to be a jerk, so I advise keeping a list of all the different kinds you come across.

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The Sweetheart

The Sweetheart A rare gem. Keep him!

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The Sweetheart is the guy who always seems to say the right thing at the right time. Chivalrous and thoughtful, he's like a breath of fresh air in the world of online dating. With genuine compliments and a knack for listening, he's the one who remembers the little things you mention in passing. And when it comes to planning dates, the Sweetheart is all about creating moments that feel special and tailored just for you. You might find yourself thinking, "Is he too good to be true?" But in a sea of swipers, his sincerity shines through, making you believe in the magic of match algorithms after all.

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The Braggart

The Braggart Bragging is kind of insufferable, although a touch of arrogance can be attractive. You'll have to judge each braggart individually.

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Some of these chest-thumpers are all talk and no action, flexing imaginary six-packs and flaunting adventures that suspiciously resemble movie plots. Occasionally, you'll stumble upon a braggart with genuine accomplishments, yet they'll make sure you know every trophy they've nabbed in extraordinary detail. Whether it's their shiny car or their high-flying job, their stories often overshadow any chance of a real conversation. It's a delicate balance; you want someone confident but not someone whose ego needs its own zip code. Filter through the boasts to see if there's substance, or if it's all just a dazzling front.

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The Worker-bee

The Worker-bee There's nothing wrong with being driven, necessarily, but it's hard if the person you're into doesn't have time to spend with you. If you're work driven, too, however, this can be an ideal match.

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The Smart Guy

The Smart Guy Nothing's sexier than intelligence, although it's easy for the smart guy to start bragging.

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He's likely to dazzle you with his extensive vocabulary and possibly an impressive degree or job title. But beware, there's a fine line between sharing accomplishments and showing off. The smart guy will captivate you with interesting facts and thought-provoking conversation, a refreshing change from the typical "hey, how's it going?" Yet, you might find yourself in a one-sided conversation if he's more interested in hearing his own voice than getting to know you. Balance is key here; a little humility goes a long way in keeping the intellectual vibe attractive rather than overwhelming.

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The Cowboy

The Cowboy You can spot the cowboy even through text. Generally speaking, he's worth a date, at least.

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He's the one with a profile picture that could be straight out of a Western, and his bio has a touch of rugged charm mixed with a dash of self-deprecation. Expect stories of outdoor adventures, and if you're not opposed to a little dust on your boots, he might just sweep you off your feet with tales of the open range. Just be ready for his strong sense of independence and an occasional stubborn streak, as immovable as an old oak. But that's all part of the allure, isn't it? Grab your hat, and enjoy the ride!

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The Dog-lover

The Dog-lover Well, dog-lovers are different from cat-lovers. They're a special breed. Har har har, see what I did there?

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The Hook-up

The Hook-up On the one hand, at least he's honest about what he wants. On the other hand, he's also the kind of guy who'll ask for nudes, send unsolicited dick pics, and probably call you fat if you turn him down.

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The over-commitment Guy

The over-commitment Guy He's … well, he's serious about being serious. In love with love. Sometimes a little psycho.

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The over-commitment guy is the type of man who takes online dating very seriously. He is looking for a serious relationship and is not afraid to show it. He may come across as intense and sometimes even a little bit obsessive. This type of man is often very passionate and romantic, but can also be a bit overwhelming for some women. He may have a tendency to move too fast in a relationship and may come on too strong. While he may seem a little bit psycho at times, his intentions are usually good and he is just looking for someone to love and commit to.

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The Funny Guy

The Funny Guy Oh, if someone can make you laugh, you need to hold on tight!

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Laughter really is the best medicine, and when it comes to online dating, the Funny Guy has a special charm that can lighten the mood of any conversation. Whether it's a clever pun, a goofy selfie, or hilarious anecdotes, this man knows exactly how to tickle your funny bone. Just remember, behind every joke, there's a person looking to connect, so while relishing the hilarious banter, be sure to peel back the layers of humor to find out if there's a deeper compatibility. After all, a good laugh is important, but so is a good partner.

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The Desperate Guy

The Desperate Guy This guy may also send you pictures of his genitalia even though you did not ask for them and do not want them. He's thirsty.

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The Liar

black and white, photograph, person, photography, monochrome photography, The liar lies about many things. Beware the catfisher, though.

What types of guys – or girls – have you met on dating apps and online dating sites? Any horror stories?

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Where Thoughts and Opinions Converge

Don't forget the married guy!

There was this one guy, and he always wanted to meet up, but I was unsure. He would be mean over text and then be nice. And go back and forth like that. Then one day he asked me if I wanted to hangout at a park and "joked" about pushing me down a cliff. Needless to say, glad I dodged a bullet there!!

This adds to the same type of guys you find in real life too. Do me a favor and stick to the old fashioned way, there is nothing special in meeting the right guy online.

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