Try These Opening Lines on Tinder and You'll Meet Your Soulmate πŸ’• ...


Okay, okay, I know β€œTinder” and β€œsoulmate” don't really belong together, but these are openers that will work on any dating app or site.

Hell, they'll even work in person.

Because I am happily married, though, I had to rope a friend into helping me try out openers, and she uses Tinder, so there you go.

We had a lot of luck with these.

Home skillet even has a date.

1. Do You Play Quidditch? Because You Look like a Keeper

basketball moves, costume, toy,

Even if he's not a Harry Potter fan, he'll probably get the reference.

If he doesn't get the reference, you can make your choice based on that.

If he doesn't like Harry Potter, then … I mean, do you really want to date him anyway?

The point is, this one is cute – but, in the interest of full disclosure, there's a small chance that this could possibly somehow lead to a dick pic.

2. This is My Opening Line: ------

person, emotion, that's, clever, that's,

This one made me laugh, and apparently, I'm not the only one.

This one is kind of sassy and smart-ass clever, so it tends to get pretty positive results.

It's fairly unique, it's not too try-hard, and it's pretty hard for something like this to go too far, um, south, if you know what I mean.

3. Corn Emoji Corn Emoji Corn Emoji

person, hair, profession, facial hair, hairstyle,

Get it?

It's a corny pick-up line!

I suggest including a little parenthetical citation just in case some of your matches don't quite get it, but that's up to you.

There's a chance this might lead to an emoji war, in which case the eggplant's probably going to make an appearance sooner or later, but for the most part, it's a pretty solid way to spark a conversation.

4. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

cartoon, mobile device, toy, mayonnaise, instrument?,

Yeah, I know, it's just that you can't really go wrong with a Spongebob reference, especially if that reference involves Patrick.

Variations of β€œNO, THIS IS PATRICK” are awesome, as well.

You may or may not want to include a complementary GIF or pic, but that's entirely up to you.

This is the kind of opener you want if you're really into people with a weird or quirky sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for pop culture memes.

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