25 Worst Chat-up Lines ...


How many times have you been enjoying a quiet night out with your friends, when you’re hit with some of the worst chat-up lines imaginable?

And why do men still insist on saying them?!

Surely, they can’t actually work!

They can be funny though – here are some of the lamest and worst chat-up lines I’ve ever heard.

1. Do You Believe...

One of the classic, and one of the worst chat-up lines.2

"Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk past again?"

2. Ladder or Stairway

"Is that a ladder in your tights, or is it a stairway to heaven?"

3. Close Your Eyes...

"Close your eyes.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching your lips." Someone actually said this to me last week.2

It didn’t work.

4. Star Trek

"Hey Pretty Lady, I Know Klingon And Tonight I’m Going to Klingon to You!" A chat-up line for the Trekkie fans out there.

Klingon is Star Trek… right?

5. Boyfriend Material

"Have a Feel of My Shirt.

Do You Know What It Feels like?

Boyfriend Material."

6. Ring Your Mum...

"Here’s 10p.

Ring Your Mum And Tell Her You Won’t Be Coming Home Tonight."

7. Guessing Game

"Pick a Number between One And 10.

Oh Sorry, You Lost!

You’ll Have to Take All Your Clothes off."

8. Mr. Right

"Hi, I’m Mr Right.

Somebody Said You Were Looking for Me?"

9. For Book Worms

"Do You Have a Library Card?

Because I Am Checking You Out."

10. While Traveling?

"Is There An Airport Nearby, Or Did My Heart Just Take off?"

11. Cooking

"I’ll Cook You Dinner If You Cook My Breakfast."

12. Insurance

"I Was So Distracted by Your Beauty That I Ran into The Wall over There.

I’m Going to Need Your Name And Number.

You Know, for Insurance Purposes."

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