You should feel comfortable joking around about most things in life, even your sex life. According to Your Tango here are a few funny and dirty quotes from your favorite celebs:
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Amy Schumer
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Taking care of our hair is hard work, but taking care of our vagina is even harder.
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Lisa Lampanelli
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This is the best reason to actually get on top for a change.
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Tracey Ullman
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Sex isn't as exciting as your favorite hobby, anyway.
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Chelsea Handler
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This is technically true.
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Betty Friedan
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That's why a man really needs to put in work to please us.
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Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
Tina Fey
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Some men have super low standards, you know.
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Dorothy Parker
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The clothes make the woman, after all.
What's the funniest dirty quote you've heard whether from a celeb or not?
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