---
title: "Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ..."
description: "Amy Schumer​​; Lisa Lampanelli; Tracey Ullman; Chelsea Handler; Betty Friedan; More ..."
url: "https://love.allwomenstalk.com/funny-quotes-about-sex-from-your-favorite-female-celebs/"
category: "love"
last_updated: "2026-06-02"
---

# Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...

You should feel comfortable joking around about most things in life, even your sex life. According to [Your Tango](https://www.yourtango.com/2013191151/funny-quotes-about-sex-love-quotes-from-women) here are a few funny and dirty quotes from your favorite celebs:

## 1. Amy Schumer​​

![Amy Schumer​​](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/c9/pi/l9op7k3f56af5ee5b4418648977418_600x343.jpg)

Taking care of our hair is hard work, but taking care of our vagina is even harder.

## 2. Lisa Lampanelli

![Lisa Lampanelli](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bv/rn/e56zcvzd56af5ee3cab9e751798242_600x282.jpg)

This is the best reason to actually get on top for a change.

## 3. Tracey Ullman

![Tracey Ullman](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/oq/sj/xolaqixx56af5ee40fdce416777131_600x579.jpg)

Sex isn't as exciting as your favorite hobby, anyway.

## 4. Chelsea Handler

![Chelsea Handler](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bw/xk/j2wzxnyn56af5ee3ed42e178118103_450x635.jpg)

This is technically true.

## 5. Betty Friedan

![Betty Friedan](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/bg/ty/sdffao6d56af5ee44d993293702996_420x294.jpg)

That's why a man really needs to put in work to please us.

## 6. Tina Fey

![Tina Fey](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ac/pn/vkntocsr56af5ee477a11453228532_560x694.jpg)

Some men have super low standards, you know.

## 7. Dorothy Parker

![Dorothy Parker](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/av/xt/ik2zoaut56af5ee4b7a45047218128_600x416.jpg)

The clothes make the woman, after all.

What's the funniest dirty quote you've heard whether from a celeb or not?

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