How to Ask for a Condom ๐Ÿ™Š in 17 Different Languages ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ...

Like a scout, a woman should be prepared for any situation life throws at her. And if that unexpected interlude involves getting it on with a hottie you just canโ€™t resist but just happens to not speak much English, you need to make sure you stay safe. Love really is all around so here is how to ask โ€œdo you have a condomโ€ in various languages:

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Sentence: Tโ€™as une capote?

Phonetic pronunciation: Ta oon kapot?

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Sentence: Hast du kondome?

Phonetic pronunciation: Hast doo kondom?

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Sentence: Tienes un condรณn?

Phonetic pronunciation: Tee-en-es oon kondon?

4. Mandarin

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Sentence: Nว yว’u ฤnquรกntร o ma?

Phonetic pronunciation: Nee yo an choo-an tao ma?

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Sentence: ะ˜ะผะตะตัˆัŒ ะปะธ ั‚ั‹ oะดะธะฝ ะฟั€ะตะทะตั€ะฒะฐั‚ะธะฒ?

Phonetic pronunciation: Im ayash li tu odin preservatif?

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Sentence: Heb je een condoom?

Phonetic pronunciation: Heb jeh oon kondom?

7. Romanian

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Sentence: Ai un prezervativ?

Phonetic pronunciation: Eye oon preservativ?

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Sentence: ู‡ู„ ู„ุฏูŠูƒ ูˆุงู‚ูŠ ุญู…ู„ุŸ

Phonetic pronunciation: Hal ladaika waqi hamil?

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Sentence: Adakah kondom tak?

Phonetic pronunciation: Add-a-kaa kondom tak?

10. Turkish

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Sentence: Kondomun varmi?

Phonetic pronunciation: Kondo-mun var-mee?

11. Japanese

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Sentence: ใ‚ณใƒณใƒ‰ใƒผใƒ  ใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‹

Phonetic pronunciation: Raabaa ga arimasu ca?

12. Filipino

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Sentence: Ang mayroom ng condom?

Phonetic pronunciation: Ang may-room kaa baa?

13. Portuguese

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Sentence: Vocรช tem camisinha?

Phonetic pronunciation: Vos-ey tem cam-is-sinya?

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Sentence: ฮญฯ‡ฮตฯ„ฮต ฮญฮฝฮฑ ฯ€ฯฮฟฯ†ฯ…ฮปฮฑฮบฯ„ฮนฮบฯŒ

Phonetic pronunciation: Echete ena profilaktiko?

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Sentence: เค†เคชเค•เฅ‡ เคชเคพเคธ เคเค• เค•เค‚เคกเฅ‹เคฎ เคนเฅ‹เค—เคพ?

Phonetic pronunciation: Aapake paas ek kandom hoga?

16. Italian

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Sentence: Hai un preservativo?

Phonetic pronunciation: H-eye oon preservativo?

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Sentence: Czy masz prezerwatywe?

Phonetic pronunciation: Jay mash prezervativ-eh?

18. Ukranian

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Sentence: ัƒ ะฒะฐั ั” ะฟั€ะตะทะตั€ะฒะฐั‚ะธะฒะธ?

Phonetic pronunciation: U vas ye prezervatyvy?

So now you are well prepared. Apologies if there are any errors. I avoided using Google translate because that can steer you wrong. I am no language expert so I am happy for native tongues to correct me. I donโ€™t want any of our ladies going into a pharmacy and asking for a suppository instead of a condom! And if you speak a language not listed here please do share how to ask โ€œdo you have a condom~ so we can add it to the list.

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