When you've been with your partner for any length of time, things start getting … weird. You do things you never thought you'd do, such as hang out and pee while your partner's getting ready or occasionally use your boo's toothbrush. You also start thinking strange thoughts – and that's okay. It's more than okay, in fact – it's normal. Your mileage may vary because these weird thoughts are my weird thoughts, so let me formally invite you to share your weird thoughts, too!