19 Lies Women Tell Their Mothers when They Are Dating an Unsuitable Man ...

This is one of the main lies women tell their mothers when they are dating an unsuitable man. What this really means is that he doesn’t beat on me, he lets me spend time in the kitchen, he lets me cook for him and he lets me go out to work to support us. And, he’s also very sweet to me right before bedtime.

He works sowing mailbags, making license plates and doing as they tell him till it's lights out.

Many of my friends say they have seen him getting high.

The rats in his apartment are all well fed and I have never seen him pass a hot woman without admiring her dog.

Nobody else will have him and I got stuck with him at a party when my friends got better guys and now I can’t get rid of him.

He has business meetings that last all night, and sometimes they are so vigorous that he comes home with torn clothes and red blood stains on his collar.

Selling drugs is big business. Apparently heroin is very moreish and people simply cannot get enough.

He is unemployed but he will sign a record contract/book deal/get a gallery show (delete as applicable).

He always comments on how the news is full of lies and how the IIluminati are all in music videos and stuff. His diary reads like a conspiracy theory (well it would if he could write!)

He opens the doors to the bank when I go there to lend him money, and he always buys me dinner afterwards.

He is no fun on a seesaw

This is one of those covert lies women tell their mothers when they are dating an unsuitable man. For example, he often helps streetwalking ladies by giving them a lift in his car and a hotel room for the night.

He is leading his dad’s cracker factory to wrack and ruin, and on our first date he led me to a field and then we ran out of petrol.

His hands are never out of his underwear when we are watching TV together.

You can depend on the fact that he never goes out and just sits watching TV. I know he doesn’t cheat because I always know where he is and what he’s doing.

He is proud of his gun collection and trophy case full of hockey stars’ teeth. He must also be proud of his phone because he never lets me read the messages on it.

His character is level 177 on World Of Warcraft. He once spent sixteen hours working straight in order to level up by killing boars in the forest.

But he hits me if I laugh along with him. I can often hear him laughing at himself when he thinks I am out, and I sometimes hear him crying in the bathroom. He is such a sweet and sensitive guy.

He has had over 30 bar fights because people say the New York Giants are crap. He was also arrested for being drunk and expressing his feelings.

I know I have made light of the lies women tell their mothers when they are dating an unsuitable man, but if you recognize these lines and that you are in fact using them, time to wake up and smell the coffee lady!

Would love you to share any more lies you might use to justify your wholly unwholesome guy.