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Never Ask a Same-Sex Couple These Ridiculous Questions ...

By Heather

When I came out as gay and I revealed that I had a girlfriend (now my wife!), I got asked ALL sorts of questions, from who is more butch all the way to why do I want the right to get married. If you aren't gay, you might not realize that these questions are offensive … but they are. Pay attention and be more aware!

1 To a Lesbian Couple: Are You Two Going to Adopt?

To a Lesbian Couple: Are You Two Going to Adopt? No. We both have the parts to have a baby. We might just need a 'friend' to provide the sperm.

2 Who is Going to Propose?

Who is Going to Propose? Best part about a same-sex couple? Either person can propose!

3 Do You Have Real Sex?

Do You Have Real Sex? As … opposed to fantasy?

4 To a Lesbian Couple: Can We Have a Threesome?

To a Lesbian Couple: Can We Have a Threesome? How about no.

5 So Which One of You is Butch?

So Which One of You is Butch? How about, both of us are equally butch. And manly. And we don't fight over who is taking out the trash.

6 Who's in Charge, the Top or the Bottom?

Who's in Charge, the Top or the Bottom? It's your business … how?

7 Do You Really Have … Butt Sex?

Do You Really Have … Butt Sex? Yes. We do.

8 Why do You Need to Get Married?

Why do You Need to Get Married? How about because it's our right?

9 To a Gay Couple: do You Plan to Have Kids?

To a Gay Couple: do You Plan to Have Kids? Yes. Why wouldn't we?

10 Aren't You Scared of Your Kids Being Made Fun of Being Raised by a Same-sex Couple?

Aren't You Scared of Your Kids Being Made Fun of Being Raised by a Same-sex Couple? Nope. The world is changing.

11 To a Lesbian Couple: What about Male Influence for Your Kids?

To a Lesbian Couple: What about Male Influence for Your Kids? Our kids will be well-rounded and well-adjusted, just like yours.

12 To a Lesbian Couple: Have You Ever Had Sex with a Man?

To a Lesbian Couple: Have You Ever Had Sex with a Man? So, so offensive.

13 Are You Scared of Turning Your Kids Gay?

Are You Scared of Turning Your Kids Gay? This. I want this.

14 Do Your Parents Approve of Your Relationship?

Do Your Parents Approve of Your Relationship? Because that's your business too.

15 Is It True That You Cheat on Each Other All the Time?

Is It True That You Cheat on Each Other All the Time? Because that's a stereotype right?

16 For Bi-sexual Couples: if You Break up, Are You Going to Switch Sexes?

For Bi-sexual Couples: if You Break up, Are You Going to Switch Sexes? Maybe, maybe not.

17 For Bi-sexual Couples: since You Are Dating a Girl, Why Aren't You Labeled a Lesbian?

For Bi-sexual Couples: since You Are Dating a Girl, Why Aren't You Labeled a Lesbian? Because I like guys too, but right now I like this girl.

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