Never do These Things to Try and Impress a Man ...

Don't send naked pictures to a guy in order to make him like you. If that's what it takes to get him to notice you, then he's probably only interested in sex. If he was a decent guy who genuinely liked your personality, then he would take you out on dates, ask you to be his girlfriend, and then see your naked body in person sometime down the line. If he's not willing to do all that, then you shouldn't be willing to send him nudes.

When a man takes you on a date, it's polite to order something cheap, so he doesn't have to waste his entire paycheck on you. However, that doesn't mean you should only order a salad. You're not fooling anyone by eating healthy in front of him. He knows you're a human being who needs sustenance to survive, so order that burger if you're craving it.

If a man is a heavy drinker and drug addict, then you probably shouldn't date him. However, if he invites you to a party where he's harmlessly drinking a few beers, you don't have to drink along with him. If he thinks you're a party pooper for turning down alcohol, then he needs to reevaluate his idea of fun.

It's easy to get angry when you're jealous. However, you shouldn't badmouth his ex or his close girl friends in the hopes of convincing him to stay away from them. Talking about how ugly and rude they are won't make him like them less. It'll only make him like you less.

Don't act like you can't change a tire, just because you want him to feel manly by helping you out. Why would you want him to view you as needy, anyway? Men actually love independent women, so he'll be impressed when he finds out that you're capable of taking care of yourself.

If your man loves soccer, don't pretend that you're a huge fan if you've never watched a game in your life. Asking him to teach you some of the terms could actually be fun. Meanwhile, constantly pretending you know what you're talking about would only be stressful.

It's okay to wear nice outfits around your crush in order to impress him. However, you shouldn't start dressing like a punk rocker when you usually dress conservatively. If you two were meant to be, you'd end up together while wearing your normal clothes.

You can get a great man without pretending to be someone you're not, so there's no point in altering yourself for a crush. What's the silliest thing you've ever done to impress a man?