7 Perfect Pieces of Dating Advice from Amy Schumer ...

1. On Beauty

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"I'm 160 pounds and I can have sex with someone. I can get male attention and I don't have to look like all of these girls. Women can be comfortable in their own skin and be beautiful, healthy and desirable."

2. On Casual Sex

"Do what you feel you want to do while also considering how you'll feel the next day."

3. On Dating Friends

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"I usually date my friends, like people that I'm close to already. And then we kind of try dating, and that's hard. It's not good to date your friends, I don't think."

4. On Online Dating

"I never dated online. I never went on an online date. I don't know. It just seems like so much rejection. It seems really hard, scary. I feel like you can't do that."

5. On Bad Boys

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"I think when I turned 30 [is when I started to get wise about bad boys]. I was like, this is not good for anybody. It's fun at first though!"

6. On Being Single

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"I'm so annoyed I'm single again. That means I'm going to have to go out with a new dude, and we'll go to the movies, and he'll be like 'Do you wanna get a popcorn?' and I'll be like 'Oh my god, I hadn't even thought about it ... That's not the whole reason I wanted to come see this piece of s--- movie.' I've left so many movies right after the previews because I finished my popcorn."

7. On Sex

"Don't not have an orgasm. Make sure he knows that you're entitled to an orgasm. I like to say it. I'll be like, 'Hey, there are two people here.'

Do you agree with all of Amy's advice?