If you're single, you shouldn't spend Valentine's Day sulking about your situation. Instead, you should start a conversation with your crush. If things get a little flirty, then you might end up with a date! Here are a few funny pick-up lines to use on Valentine's Day:
You don't need to buy your crush any gifts in order to get his attention on Valentine's Day. You don't even need to write him out a card. Just compliment him!
If you're a fan of The Simpsons, then you've already heard this one before. If your crush likes the show, as well, then there's no way he'll turn you down.
If you use this line, get ready for your crush to ask exactly how you feel about him. Make sure you have something sweet prepared.
If you have a Hershey bar to give to him, then he'll like this line even more. After all, everybody loves candy.
This is a cute way to let him know he has your heart. It's not your fault. He can blame Cupid.
Everybody loves a little rhyme.
He'll expect you to ask if it hurt when he fell from heaven, so this line will keep him on his toes. Every man loves a woman who can surprise him.
Hand him a Snickers bar while you say this line. He'll love you forever.
This is a cute, corny way to tell him that he's hot.
If he's never heard of the film, then you can invite him back to your place to watch it together.
This one is a little raunchy. You don't want to tease him, so only say it if you mean it.
If you want to keep things clean, then it'll be safe to use this line. It won't cross any boundaries.
If teasing him is your idea of being flirty, then you can use this line to "insult" him.
This is short and sweet and to the point.
If he's an animal lover, then you can try your luck with this line.
If you want to get his attention, grab your heart and pretend that you're in pain. Just don't keep up the act for long, because you don't want him to think you're actually hurt.
Sometimes, the classics are the best lines out there.
If you flirt with your crush, then you'll have a happy holiday! What other Valentine's Day lines can you come up with?
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