Sleeping with someone – really sleeping with someone – is awesome. See, partnerships, long-term relationships, marriages, what-have-you … they're not all sunshine and rainbows. The two of you will deal with all sorts of petty little annoyances. Lots of them will exist not just in the bedroom, but in the bed – and no, believe it or not, the majority of the things your partner never wants you to do in bed have nothing to do with sex.
1. Eat Anything
If it crunches, squishes, or leaves crumbs, your partner doesn't want you to eat it. They may say they don't, but they're probably staring at the opposite wall, gritting their teeth in silence.