--- title: "17 Things Your Partner Never Ever Wants You to do in Bed ..." description: "Eat Anything; Especially Sun Chips; Put Something Somewhere It Shouldn't Go; Make Them Sleep in the Wet Spot; Do a Dutch Oven; More ..." url: "https://love.allwomenstalk.com/things-your-partner-never-ever-wants-you-to-do-in-bed/" category: "love" last_updated: "2026-06-02" --- # 17 Things Your Partner Never Ever Wants You to do in Bed ... Sleeping with someone – really sleeping with someone – is awesome. See, partnerships, long-term relationships, marriages, what-have-you … they're not all sunshine and rainbows. The two of you will deal with all sorts of petty little annoyances. Lots of them will exist not just in the bedroom, but in the bed – and no, believe it or not, the majority of the things your partner never wants you to do in bed have nothing to do with sex. ## 1. Eat Anything If it crunches, squishes, or leaves crumbs, your partner doesn't want you to eat it. They may say they don't, but they're probably staring at the opposite wall, gritting their teeth in silence. ## 2. Especially Sun Chips ![Especially Sun Chips](https://img.allw.mn/content/ht/vz/ptk1pg35574501e74ac44470178128_500x250.gif) It's the bag. That damn bag. It breaks the sound barrier. I am forbidden from ever eating Sun Chips in bed. ## 3. Put Something Somewhere It Shouldn't Go ![Put Something Somewhere It Shouldn't Go](https://img.allw.mn/content/yj/uz/jx9hc0t9574501e8944f0323370026_500x240.gif) You have to ask first! Don't stick a finger somewhere it's never been before unless you've asked. Ditto with penises and sex toys and things. ## 4. Make Them Sleep in the Wet Spot ![Make Them Sleep in the Wet Spot](https://img.allw.mn/content/ln/zz/j290dvw4574501ea9ba13271827362_500x281.gif) Somebody's gotta do it. Nobody ever wants to. ## 5. Do a Dutch Oven ![Do a Dutch Oven](https://img.allw.mn/content/dp/mq/kph8jupc574502854770a092834925_500x309.gif) Completely understandable. That is gross and heinous and mean! Never Dutch oven someone! ## 6. Have Insomnia ![black and white, monochrome photography, emotion, photography, muscle,](https://img.allw.mn/content/rn/i8/os04r4395953e415344ec279469839_500x375.gif) Spend a night tossing and turning, and your partner's gonna let you know about it. Heather makes me go sleep somewhere else. ## 7. Suffer through the Flu ![product,](https://img.allw.mn/content/o9/w6/jczdedtr5953e4156dd66827396085_498x280.gif) Heather … makes me go sleep somewhere else. You know. Heather's kind of a butt hole. ## 8. Steal the Sheets ![Steal the Sheets](https://img.allw.mn/content/nd/ob/qfxxih1w574501e726ac6977088841_500x281.gif) What your partner probably does not realize is that the only reason you steal the sheets in the first place is because you're just trying to steal them back. ## 9. Throw All the Covers on Their Side ![Throw All the Covers on Their Side](https://img.allw.mn/content/t9/a4/cgfy7370574501eaa3c3d900200805_480x265.gif) Yank too hard and this happens, though. No lie, either, this morning I woke up and I was buried in blankets. Heather got hot and threw all of hers onto my side. ## 10. Slip an Arm beneath You ![Slip an Arm beneath You](https://img.allw.mn/content/fo/ao/trtx72wg574501e8eacfa643618697_500x263.gif) Your partner hates doing this in bed. A lot. Know why? Because s/he loves cuddling up with you, but knows that this position will lead to a dead, lifeless arm. ## 11. Cuddle when It's Too Frigging Hot ![Cuddle when It's Too Frigging Hot](https://img.allw.mn/content/m2/dv/zph0zifv574501e95a8f6138377842_500x281.gif) STOP TOUCHING ME, IT IS HOT, YOUR LEG IS ON MY SIDE! ## 12. Play Games ![Play Games](https://img.allw.mn/content/cj/wl/h9qqpsq3574501ea49c95457091156_500x282.gif) Video games. Candy Crush. Anything that makes noise, basically. For example, never play GTA in the bedroom at two o'clock in the morning. ## 13. Watch TV ![Watch TV](https://img.allw.mn/content/jz/qv/xuub01s3574501eaef9f8643882369_500x281.gif) Well, okay, I get it. It can inhibit your sleep, it's loud, it's distracting, yeah, yeah, yeah. ## 14. Especially Adult Swim, Apparently ![Especially Adult Swim, Apparently](https://img.allw.mn/content/vf/p7/zhdv4zgx574501ee705a8062227618_500x256.gif) Anytime I want to mess with Heather, I leave the TV on Adult Swim all night. The second she hears the “Squidbillies” theme song in her sleep, she totally freaks out. ## 15. Leave Drool Puddles Everywhere ![Leave Drool Puddles Everywhere](https://img.allw.mn/content/ip/hg/n3vkrmmo574501ebc3fbd992889370_500x271.gif) I don't do this. It's the dog. I swear it's the dog. ## 16. Sleep like a Starfish ![Sleep like a Starfish](https://img.allw.mn/content/wh/bm/djwpzocg574501eb4dcf3076217960_500x269.gif) Arms and legs flung to the four corners! Taking up all the space! ## 17. Smother Them with a Pillow ![Smother Them with a Pillow](https://img.allw.mn/content/zp/fe/khrzimrn574501ec1af45673681651_500x282.gif) I don't mean attempting to commit murder, I mean when your extra pillow accidentally ends up smooshed on your partner's face. Oops. 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