16 True Confessions about First Dates That Will Make You Feel Less Awkward ...

I don't even understand this.

This is never not a red flag.

Vomit always makes for an awkward first date.

I would run so far away so fast. There are not enough Timbits in the world.

Seriously. Just … just ouch.

I think this might be sexual assault, y'all. For real, nobody should ever do this to you. That's so wrong. If you can get arrested for twerking against an unwilling participant, you can get arrested for this.

Do you think he had a bad experience with a baby chick? Food poisoning from some McNuggets, maybe? Why does he hate chickens?

Or is it just kind of groovy? I wonder if they had a nice time.

Seriously, did she double book, did she have a backup, what happened?

I cannot decide if this is truly awkward without some details. Whisperers, you need to include more details. Add extra Whispers, I don't care. I'll read.

No, really, my mom came with me to get my tongue pierced, which was also my first date with this guy. It's always awkward. Always.

I feel bad for both of them, to be honest.

Plus, I mean, does he remember by the afternoon? Does he get up late? Is there a reason for this lapse in oral hygiene?

Do you get what I mean? That's just an incongruous combination of things.

But then, there's rarely any chill involved anyway.

This one wins everything. The whole prize.

Let us all thank Whisper for making us feel a little better about ourselves.

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