25 Worst Chat-up Lines ...

How many times have you been enjoying a quiet night out with your friends, when you’re hit with some of the worst chat-up lines imaginable? And why do men still insist on saying them?! Surely, they can’t actually work! They can be funny though – here are some of the lamest and worst chat-up lines I’ve ever heard.

1. Do You Believe...

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One of the classic, and one of the worst chat-up lines. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"

2. Ladder or Stairway

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"Is that a ladder in your tights, or is it a stairway to heaven?"

3. Close Your Eyes...

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"Close your eyes. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching your lips." Someone actually said this to me last week. It didn’t work.

4. Star Trek

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"Hey Pretty Lady, I Know Klingon And Tonight I’m Going to Klingon to You!" A chat-up line for the Trekkie fans out there. Klingon is Star Trek… right?

5. Boyfriend Material

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"Have a Feel of My Shirt. Do You Know What It Feels like? Boyfriend Material."

6. Ring Your Mum...

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"Here’s 10p. Ring Your Mum And Tell Her You Won’t Be Coming Home Tonight."

7. Guessing Game

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"Pick a Number between One And 10. Oh Sorry, You Lost! You’ll Have to Take All Your Clothes off."

8. Mr. Right

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"Hi, I’m Mr Right. Somebody Said You Were Looking for Me?"

9. For Book Worms

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"Do You Have a Library Card? Because I Am Checking You Out."

10. While Traveling?

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"Is There An Airport Nearby, Or Did My Heart Just Take off?"

11. Cooking

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"I’ll Cook You Dinner If You Cook My Breakfast."

12. Insurance

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"I Was So Distracted by Your Beauty That I Ran into The Wall over There. I’m Going to Need Your Name And Number. You Know, for Insurance Purposes."

13. I'm Lost!

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"Hello, I’m Lost. Can You Give Me Directions to Your House Please?"

14. You Wish...

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"Well, Here I Am. So, What Were Your Other Two Wishes?"

15. Suspended License

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"Hi. Did Your License Get Suspended for Driving All These Guys Crazy?"

16. Time Vs. Energy

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Another classic: you ask a guy for the time, and rather than telling you, he asks if you have the energy.

17. Time's up!

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"You Have Five Seconds to Give Me Your Number. If You Don’t, You May Have to Forget about Going Out with Me Forever."

18. Evidence

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"Will You Take a Picture with Me? I Want to Prove to My Friends That Angels Really Do Exist."

19. Am I Cute?

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"You See My Mate over There? He Wants to Know If You Think I’m Cute."

21. Quite an Insult, Actually...

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"Hi. You’ll Do!"

22. Dreams

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"Hi, Have We Met before? Oh Right. That Was Only in My Dreams."

23. Free Drink?

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He approaches and says "Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink." You ask why and he says, "Because I saw you across the room and dropped mine."

24. Steamy, Actually!

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"Is It Hot in Here, Or Is It You?"

25. Coat Check

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"Get Your Coat. You’ve Pulled." And finally, simple, direct and to the point. How could you possibly say no to that, ladies?!

Well, I guess (I hope) these chat-up lines don’t really work, but they do provide a talking point. Still, if there are any men reading guilty of using any of the above – just introduce yourself, maybe tell her how nice she looks, then offer to buy her a drink! You might find it works out better. Do you have any unusual chat-up lines to share?

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