You Should Probably Know These Things πŸ‘†πŸΌ before Dating a Low πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ Maintenance Girl ...


If you are dating πŸ‘« someone that is a bit low maintenance, it doesn't mean that they have low standards, it means that they don't take life 🌱 too seriously and really, don't give a shit about brand names and designers. Low maintenance girlfriends are some of the best out there and if you find one? Wife her up πŸ‘† immediately! Here 🈁 are the basics that you'll need to know, though, the low-down, so pay attention!

1. Every Tee Shirt πŸ‘” You Own 🈢 is Now Ours

Sorry, but when you date πŸ‘­ a girl πŸ‘© that is low maintenance, we like πŸ’– to share things and when we are lounging around, it's probably going πŸ‘£ to be in something you've worn and you own. We will also rock πŸ’Ž it better than you ever will.

2. You Won't Have a Mine-field in the Shower

We don't have a lot of fuss in the shower, we have shampoo, conditioner and that's about it – maybe somebody wash πŸ› but we might also opt for bar βž– soap. So the shower? You won't trip ✈️ over all of the products that high maintenance girls πŸ‘­ have.

3. We'll Be Ready in about 15 Minutes

Most likely, we'll be ready before you even get out of the shower. That's a good πŸ‘ thing too right? That way you won't be waiting around for hours βŒ› and hours at a time.

4. Oh Yes, We Can Share Clothes

That means that your clothes are mine and mine are yours … if you want it. We like πŸ‘Œ to borrow all kinds of things, like 😚 tee shirts and jeans πŸ‘– and I can promise, that our closet πŸ‘š is filled with our exes clothes and we love 😽 every single 1️⃣ piece.

5. Shopping? Let's Not

Yeah, for serious, let's not. Sure, some low maintenance girls πŸ‘­ do still like 😚 to go on πŸ”› shopping πŸ‘– trips but for the most part, we'd rather do something fun, something active 🚡 and something interactive, not shopping.

6. We're Good πŸ‘ at Getting Dirty

In all sorts of ways. No, really, we don't mind getting a little dirty and we don't mind if there is grit and grime under our nails. Keep that in mind when you are planning dates!

7. We Prioritize Fun Things, Not Bullshit Brands

The thing about designer brands is that they can only last so long. Who cares what purse πŸ‘ we are carrying or what brand of yoga pants πŸ‘– we are wearing. It doesn't matter and we really don't care, to be honest. That means that we prioritize everything fun over shopping πŸ‘• and designer brands.

8. Netflix Marathons Are a Must

Yes. You must have a Netflix account and you must binge watch πŸ“Ί stuff with us. Netflix and chill ✌️ is a real thing in our books πŸ“š and you have got to bring the Red β­• Vines and popcorn too. We'll provide the pizza πŸ• rolls.

So, now that you know the low-down on πŸ”˜ a low maintenance girl, what's your favorite part? All you girls πŸ‘­ out there, have anything to add? What else do you like πŸ’™ to do?


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