While the rest of the world celebrates Valentine’s Day with romance and sweetness, I’m more of a “celebrate with stupidity” sort of girl, so I’ll be sending my sweetie one of these funny and/or inappropriate cards instead of a mushy one.
This one seems a little creepy, til you see the inside. Ha!
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This card is more for a crush from a secret admirer. It’s so cute!
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My butt IS a lot bigger than my heart, so this sentiment is actually a lot sweeter than you’d think, right?
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This is almost certainly the one I’ll be sending to my one and only this year.
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Is there any better time than Valentine’s Day to Rick Roll someone? I think not.
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This sure isn’t your gran’s cross-stitch pattern, but this is my favorite curse word, and I use it often, so…
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This would be an awesome card to give your Stranger Things-loving sweetheart, along with a box of Eggo waffles maybe?
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Love him or hate him, you have to admit Trump does have a way with… umm… words. The best words! Like the ones on this card.
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R2D2 is always helpful, saving galaxies and perhaps bolstering your romantic relationships.
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If your sweetie reads this then says “I couldn’t if I tried,” you know he’s a keeper and you should perhaps consider wifing him up him immediately.
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Ha! This one made me laugh way more than it should have.
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Okay, I added this one mostly because it has donuts on it, and I really, really love donuts. Also, sure, the sentiment is sweet. That too, but mostly, donuts.
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I love the contrast between the gorgeous card and its funny concept. By the way, I never know what to get anyone either.
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Who says you can only buy a Valentine’s Day card for your hubs or BF? Why not buy one for your bestie, your squad leader? This one’s cute...
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This one doesn’t really seem funny until you read the inside… then it’s great! #dying
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Which one of these Valentine’s Day cards do you think you’ll give your human this year? Or is there another funny card you’ve seen?