Like a scout, a woman should be prepared for any situation life throws at her. And if that unexpected interlude involves getting it on with a hottie you just can’t resist but just happens to not speak much English, you need to make sure you stay safe. Love really is all around so here is how to ask “do you have a condom” in various languages:
Sentence: T’as une capote?
Phonetic pronunciation: Ta oon kapot?
Sentence: Hast du kondome?
Phonetic pronunciation: Hast doo kondom?
Sentence: Tienes un condón?
Phonetic pronunciation: Tee-en-es oon kondon?
Sentence: Nǐ yǒu ānquántào ma?
Phonetic pronunciation: Nee yo an choo-an tao ma?
Sentence: Имеешь ли ты oдин презерватив?
Phonetic pronunciation: Im ayash li tu odin preservatif?
Sentence: Heb je een condoom?
Phonetic pronunciation: Heb jeh oon kondom?
Sentence: Ai un prezervativ?
Phonetic pronunciation: Eye oon preservativ?
Sentence: هل لديك واقي حمل؟
Phonetic pronunciation: Hal ladaika waqi hamil?
Sentence: Adakah kondom tak?
Phonetic pronunciation: Add-a-kaa kondom tak?
Sentence: Kondomun varmi?
Phonetic pronunciation: Kondo-mun var-mee?
Sentence: コンドーム がありますか
Phonetic pronunciation: Raabaa ga arimasu ca?
Sentence: Ang mayroom ng condom?
Phonetic pronunciation: Ang may-room kaa baa?
Sentence: Você tem camisinha?
Phonetic pronunciation: Vos-ey tem cam-is-sinya?
Sentence: έχετε ένα προφυλακτικό
Phonetic pronunciation: Echete ena profilaktiko?
Sentence: आपके पास एक कंडोम होगा?
Phonetic pronunciation: Aapake paas ek kandom hoga?
Sentence: Hai un preservativo?
Phonetic pronunciation: H-eye oon preservativo?
Sentence: Czy masz prezerwatywe?
Phonetic pronunciation: Jay mash prezervativ-eh?
Sentence: у вас є презервативи?
Phonetic pronunciation: U vas ye prezervatyvy?
So now you are well prepared. Apologies if there are any errors. I avoided using Google translate because that can steer you wrong. I am no language expert so I am happy for native tongues to correct me. I don’t want any of our ladies going into a pharmacy and asking for a suppository instead of a condom! And if you speak a language not listed here please do share how to ask “do you have a condom~ so we can add it to the list.