Spellbinding Pickup Lines for Potterheads ...

Mischief • Stupefy • Snitch • Moaning Myrtle • Occlumency • More ...

Spellbinding Pickup Lines for Potterheads ...
By Neecey • Apr 16, 2017 MD

Love is a common theme through the Harry Potter series and there are certainly enough romances going on to keep everyone spellbound but have you noticed something? All the romances seem to happen without the need for a pickup line. This is a shame because JKR's texts are ripe for plucking some choice lines. Work your magic with these:

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1. Mischief

Mischief Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

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2. Stupefy

Stupefy Did you just use the stupefy charm or are you a natural stunner?

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3. Snitch

Snitch Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

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4. Moaning Myrtle

Moaning Myrtle Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

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5. Occlumency

Occlumency I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

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6. Dementor

Dementor Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

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7. Quidditch

Quidditch You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

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8. Luna

Luna My name might not be Luna but I sure know how to Lovegood.

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9. Cloak

Cloak I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

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10. Mandrake

Mandrake You could make me squeal louder than a mandrake.

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11. Felix Felicis

Felix Felicis Did you order some Felix Felicis? 'Cos you’re about to get lucky!

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12. Disapparate

Disapparate What do you say we disapparate out of here?

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13. Lumos Maxima

Lumos Maxima You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on!

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14. The Imperius Curse

The Imperius Curse I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

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15. House Elf

House Elf I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

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16. Hogwarts Express

Hogwarts Express Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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17. Pensieve

Pensieve I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

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18. Basilisk

Basilisk Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you I froze.

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19. Mirror of Erised

Mirror of Erised When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

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20. Riddikulus

Riddikulus Do you specialize in getting rid of Boggarts? 'Cos you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

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21. Slytherin

Slytherin Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?

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22. Love Potion

Love Potion Did you slip me a love potion? Because it totally worked.

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23. Accio

Accio Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!

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24. Charms Class

Charms Class We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

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25. Sorting Hat

Sorting Hat The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

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26. The Chosen One

The Chosen One Are you the boy who lived? Because you're my chosen one.

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27. Petrificus Totalus

Petrificus Totalus I don't need to say “Petrificus Totalus” to make you stiff!

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28. Magic

Magic Are you interested in making magic together?

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29. Parseltongue

Parseltongue If I speak parseltongue will you get your snake out?

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30. Room of Requirement

Room of Requirement What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?

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31. Expelliarmus

Expelliarmus Hold onto your wand. I am about to disarm you.

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32. Unbreakable Vow

Unbreakable Vow Let's make an unbreakable vow to always be together.

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33. Time Turner

Time Turner You make time stop and my heart stop beating.

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