Spellbinding ๐Ÿ˜ Pickup Lines for Potterheads ๐Ÿ”ฎ ...

Love is a common theme through the Harry Potter series and there are certainly enough romances going on to keep everyone spellbound but have you noticed something? All the romances seem to happen without the need for a pickup line. This is a shame because JKR's texts are ripe for plucking some choice lines. Work your magic with these:

1. Mischief

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Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear Iโ€™m up to no good.

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Did you just use the stupefy charm or are you a natural stunner?

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Are you a Snitch? Because youโ€™re by far the greatest catch here.

4. Moaning Myrtle

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Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

5. Occlumency

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I need to learn Occlumency, because I canโ€™t get you out of my thoughts.

6. Dementor

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Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

7. Quidditch

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You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

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My name might not be Luna but I sure know how to Lovegood.

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Iโ€™m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

10. Mandrake

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You could make me squeal louder than a mandrake.

11. Felix Felicis

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Did you order some Felix Felicis? 'Cos youโ€™re about to get lucky!

12. Disapparate

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What do you say we disapparate out of here?

13. Lumos Maxima

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You donโ€™t even have to say โ€œLumos Maximaโ€ to turn me on!

14. The Imperius Curse

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I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because Iโ€™d do anything for you.

15. House Elf

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I can be your house elf. Iโ€™ll do whatever you want and I donโ€™t need any clothes.

16. Hogwarts Express

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Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

17. Pensieve

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I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

18. Basilisk

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Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you I froze.

19. Mirror of Erised

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When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

20. Riddikulus

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Do you specialize in getting rid of Boggarts? 'Cos you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

21. Slytherin

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Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?

22. Love Potion

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Did you slip me a love potion? Because it totally worked.

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Wow, when I said โ€œAccio hottieโ€, I didnโ€™t expect it to work!

24. Charms Class

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We may not be in Professor Flitwickโ€™s class, but you sure are charming!

25. Sorting Hat

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The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

26. The Chosen One

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Are you the boy who lived? Because you're my chosen one.

27. Petrificus Totalus

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I don't need to say โ€œPetrificus Totalusโ€ to make you stiff!

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Are you interested in making magic together?

29. Parseltongue

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If I speak parseltongue will you get your snake out?

30. Room of Requirement

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What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?

31. Expelliarmus

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Hold onto your wand. I am about to disarm you.

32. Unbreakable Vow

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Let's make an unbreakable vow to always be together.

33. Time Turner

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You make time stop and my heart stop beating.

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