Spellbinding Pickup Lines for Potterheads ...

By Neecey

Spellbinding Pickup Lines for Potterheads ...

Love is a common theme through the Harry Potter series and there are certainly enough romances going on to keep everyone spellbound but have you noticed something? All the romances seem to happen without the need for a pickup line. This is a shame because JKR's texts are ripe for plucking some choice lines. Work your magic with these:

1 Mischief

Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

Frequently asked questions

2 Stupefy

Did you just use the stupefy charm or are you a natural stunner?

3 Snitch

Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

4 Moaning Myrtle

Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

5 Occlumency

I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

6 Dementor

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

7 Quidditch

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

8 Luna

My name might not be Luna but I sure know how to Lovegood.

9 Cloak

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

10 Mandrake

You could make me squeal louder than a mandrake.

11 Felix Felicis

Did you order some Felix Felicis? 'Cos you’re about to get lucky!

12 Disapparate

What do you say we disapparate out of here?

13 Lumos Maxima

You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on!

14 The Imperius Curse

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

15 House Elf

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

16 Hogwarts Express

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

17 Pensieve

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

18 Basilisk

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you I froze.

19 Mirror of Erised

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

20 Riddikulus

Do you specialize in getting rid of Boggarts? 'Cos you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

21 Slytherin

Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?

22 Love Potion

Did you slip me a love potion? Because it totally worked.

23 Accio

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!

24 Charms Class

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

25 Sorting Hat

The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

26 The Chosen One

Are you the boy who lived? Because you're my chosen one.

27 Petrificus Totalus

I don't need to say “Petrificus Totalus” to make you stiff!

28 Magic

Are you interested in making magic together?

29 Parseltongue

If I speak parseltongue will you get your snake out?

30 Room of Requirement

What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?

31 Expelliarmus

Hold onto your wand. I am about to disarm you.

32 Unbreakable Vow

Let's make an unbreakable vow to always be together.

33 Time Turner

You make time stop and my heart stop beating.

Thank you Thought Catalog, Buzzfeed, MTV and Popsugar.

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