Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...

Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...
By Holly

You should feel comfortable joking around about most things in life, even your sex life. According to Your Tango here are a few funny and dirty quotes from your favorite celebs:

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1. Amy Schumer​​

Amy Schumer​​

Taking care of our hair is hard work, but taking care of our vagina is even harder.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

2. Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

This is the best reason to actually get on top for a change.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

3. Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman

Sex isn't as exciting as your favorite hobby, anyway.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

4. Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

This is technically true.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

If you're looking to engage your partner in intriguing conversations, why not try some hypothetical questions for couples? These fun queries will not only keep the conversation lively but also stimulate deep thoughts and potentially reveal insights about each other's personality and thought processes.

5. Betty Friedan

Betty Friedan

That's why a man really needs to put in work to please us.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

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6. Tina Fey

Tina Fey

Some men have super low standards, you know.

  • Honestly, it's probably because we see them as these glamorous untouchable figures, and hearing them say something unexpected or raunchy just makes them seem more human and relatable.

  • For some people, they might be! It's always surprising to hear someone famous breaking out of their usual persona, especially if they're usually seen as prim and proper.

  • Oh, totally! Sometimes people expect celebs to be perfect role models, which isn't always fair. Everyone has a cheeky side, celeb or not!

  • Some might be doing it for shock value, others just want to express themselves freely without caring what people think. It's all about being real, you know?

  • For sure! Society often has double standards. Female celebs talking dirty can sometimes be judged more harshly compared to their male counterparts, which isn't really fair.

7. Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

The clothes make the woman, after all.

What's the funniest dirty quote you've heard whether from a celeb or not?

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