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Dirty Quotes from Female Celebs You Never Expected to Hear ...

By Holly

You should feel comfortable joking around about most things in life, even your sex life. According to Your Tango here are a few funny and dirty quotes from your favorite celebs:

1 Amy Schumer​​

Amy Schumer​​Taking care of our hair is hard work, but taking care of our vagina is even harder.

2 Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa LampanelliThis is the best reason to actually get on top for a change.


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3 Tracey Ullman

Tracey UllmanSex isn't as exciting as your favorite hobby, anyway.

4 Chelsea Handler

Chelsea HandlerThis is technically true.

5 Betty Friedan

Betty FriedanThat's why a man really needs to put in work to please us.

6 Tina Fey

Tina FeySome men have super low standards, you know.

7 Dorothy Parker

Dorothy ParkerThe clothes make the woman, after all.

What's the funniest dirty quote you've heard whether from a celeb or not?

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