Breakups suck. They suck at the best of times when things go fairly amicably, so you can imagine how much they REALLY suck when something happens that leaves a significantly bad taste in your mouth. When you find yourself dumped or wronged at the end of a relationship, it can go one of two ways. You will either be the girl who takes the sorrow, internalises it, and cries away the pain until you can move on, or you will be the girl who sees red and wants nothing other than to make him pay for what he’s done! Here is how to exact revenge on an ex according to your zodiac sign!
You should hit him right where it hurts his materialistic heart the most. Find the gadget he treasures more than the rest, and break it in to a thousand tiny pieces!
You put the effort in to make the relationship last as long as it did, so on your way out, you deserve to take something that you feel you have earned! The PlayStation? Sure. That expensive bottle of whiskey? It’s yours!
Utilise your reputation as a social media butterfly and upload a bunch of pics to let him see that you are more than getting on with your life while he is still sitting at home with his hands down his pants!
You don’t have it in your heart to undertake revenge, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t get your friends to pay him a quick visit, perhaps with a TPing goal in mind!
You will exact your revenge by moving the hell on as quickly as possible! There is nothing wrong with a cute rebound when the time is right, and make sure that your ex sees it!
It’s simple for a Virgo. You need to cleanse yourself of the relationship memories by exposing all of his bad behaviour to the world. A detailed social media post will do the trick!
Libras are best at making an ex miss what they used to have. It’s time to pull out all the stops and come out looking like a post transformation Sandy in Grease. He won’t know what hit him!
All of those little secrets that you managed to uncover and keep quiet about when the relationship was still good? Yeah, it’s totally time to get the Chinese whispers machine working on those!
You get out there and start living your best life. Do all of the travelling that you have wanted to do for a long time, and make sure that he sees the beautiful photo albums that you create online!
Retail therapy is the thing that can ease a Capricorn girl’s broken heart. Just best to do it when you still have access to his credit cards, right!?
You are super tech savvy, so it makes perfect sense that you should get your revenge by doing a little light social media hacking and embarrassing the heck out of him in whatever ways you see fit!
Use your intelligence to mess with his head over social media. Never address anything to him, but make sure that there are enough breadcrumbs and hints in your posts to drive him crazy with jealousy and confusion!
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