1. Party
"Never have I ever had a threesome," Kelsie said, and the rest of the girls giggled. There were only a dozen of us, and two of them actually put down their fingers, signaling that they'd had a threesome before.
"I think Laura is the only one with all ten fingers still up," my roommate said, spilling the contents of her shot glass as she motioned toward me.
All eyes on me. On the loser who had never done jello shots or hooked up with a professor or kissed a boy. But they didn't need to know that last part.
"Oh my gosh," a brunette, who I didn't even recognize, asked. "Are you still a virgin? She can't still be a virgin. No way."
The room was filled with women in their late teens and early 20s. We all attended the same college, but that didn't make us friends. No, the only reason they were allowed in my dorm was because my roommate swore they'd be tame.
I let it slide when one of the guests showed up with a bottle of tequila, even though that should've been my cue to kick them out. But now I was getting frustrated.
"I uh, I've never actually..." I hated myself for stumbling over my words. I would've hid in my bedroom if it wasn't for the fact that I'd seen a lesbian couple sneak into it earlier. "I'm single, so..."
"That doesn't mean anything," a squeaky voice said. "Go have a one night stand! Find a friend with benefits!"
"I have some guys in my phone," another girl said as she scrolled through her numbers. "Here. Dial this one. He'll sleep with anything."
"No. That's all right," I said. "Thanks, though?"
"How is it all right? You need to get laid!" a random blonde said. "Try signing up for Tinder."
Another one, who looked like her twin sister, added, "Leave her alone. She must have an amazing vibrator. Better than a man's hands. Can't be better than his tongue, though."
Everyone giggled again, like a chorus of children.
If there was a single man in the room, I would've grabbed him and planted one on him, just to shut everyone up.
But thankfully there weren't any, which meant I had time to come to my senses and remember that I was saving my kisses for the right guy, even if that meant I'd have to wait another twenty years to reach first base.
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