12. Capricorn: the Glo-up Ex

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You're honestly stoked to be single again.

What a great chance to meet new people and trade up for a hotter/smarter/funnier model.

Sure, your friends might think this is a little cruel when you explain your lack of grieving period, but it works.

Your ex was a little dull anyways, and they were always gonna disappoint you in one way or another.

They probably just couldn't handle you.

Sure, it hurts a little, but ultimately you're grateful for the chance to meet somebody who really gets you.

And super grateful you don't have to pretend to like the same things anymore.

Most Likely to Be Doing This After a Breakup: Dating somebody who is the total opposite of your ex, just to see what it's like.

Situation in Which You'd Most Likely Run into Your Ex: You run into each other at a mutual friend's party and you don't even realize it until they text you about it later. Oops! Oh well. You remain unbothered.

Comments:

Larissavn
The ones I was reading and compared are all true!
Neptune
True
Yachna
Pisces is so true 🤣
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