It's embarrassing to open up and try to be sexy – only to find your partner laughing at you because you are awkward.

Yep, you've tried to be adventurous but you just look awkward.

Um, you have no idea how to talk dirty and you are awkward doing it.

You sort of just … grind on them.

Just … embarrassment.

Even if it is just you in the bed, couch or shower – you feel awkward touching yourself.

That goes in where?

Or it is just plain funny!

Um. I didn't take yoga and I have no idea how to bend that way.

Yes, you try to be adventurous but … it's awkward.

And you don't mean for it to be!

You can't tell. Ever.

Whether you are banging your elbow on the nightstand or you are banging your head on the headboard, something hurts during sex. Always.

Yeah. You've tried to be Shakira but it doesn't work.

You end up like Cher in Clueless and fall off the bed. It happens!

It's hard for you to muster up the will to get aggressive with your man … and it's a disaster when you try.

You don't have to try, you just are. Your man thinks so too, so brush all everything else and just be yourself!