Shock Here Are the Lies That Disney Told Us about Romance ...

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Disney movies transport us to fairytale worlds where good always overcomes evil, where everyone finds love and bad people always get their just desserts. We all love to escape into the fantasy of a Disney movie but did you know they have been lying to us all long. Love and romance isn’t as Disney tells us.

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Love at First Sight is Common

How often do we see Disney characters fall in love at first sight? All the time. How often have you or someone you fallen in love at first sight? Oh yeah, that’s right, NEVER!
Love at First Sight is Common

2

Eating Pasta is Cute

No, Lady and The Tramp, you are totally wrong. If eating saucy spaghetti is romantic, then why do I always end up needing to wear a bib to avoid mess!
Eating Pasta is Cute

3

You Shoe Size Doesn’t Decide Your Fate

As much as we’d all love to have out dainty feet lead us to our Prince like Cinderella, the likelihood is that all our feet get us is a big bill for some gorgeous but purse bursting heels!
You Shoe Size Doesn’t Decide Your Fate

4

You Can Be a Beautiful Hostage

Take Rapunzel: she was locked away for years but was still gorgeous and had no trouble finding a man straight out of the gate. If I’d been held hostage for my entire life, I certainly wouldn’t be looking that good!
You Can Be a Beautiful Hostage

5

Lying = a Good Relationship

In the real world, a relationship based on so many lies like Ariel and Prince Eric’s would never work, but in the Disney universe, all of the deceit gets forgiven in favor of happy ever after!
Lying = a Good Relationship

6

Your BF is Fine with Male Roommates

So Snow White was allowed to live with seven older guys, but even the slightest mention of a more mature male roommate and your boyfriend’s jealous alarm starts to go off strong!
Your BF is Fine with Male Roommates

7

Every Single Kiss is Magical

Kissing in Disney movies is always a magical, life changing moment, but in real life, the chances are you’ll have way more bad kisses than good ones!
Every Single Kiss is Magical

8

A Kiss from a Stranger is a-OK

No, Snow White, no! Having a dude you have never met kiss you, while you are asleep, no less, is NOT the idea of romance that you should be spreading!
A Kiss from a Stranger is a-OK

9

Win Your Lover over with a Song

Sure, Aladdin won over Jasmine with A Whole New World, but in reality, a drunken Celine Dion song at the karaoke bar is the not the dream way to ask someone out!
Win Your Lover over with a Song

10

Women Fall in Love with Animals

The last time I checked, I was never sexually attracted to a frog or a non-descript beast. In fact, being the same species is pretty much the first thing I need to establish before I suggest romance!
Women Fall in Love with Animals

11

All Prominent Men Are Hot

From Aladdin to Prince Eric to Prince Charming, Disney gave all of us little girls unrealistic expectations of just how gorgeous any man who was interested in us was going to be!
All Prominent Men Are Hot

12

Stalking is Romantic

Congrats on saving Eric’s life, Ariel, but really? Your stalking behavior to get in to his life would not be so acceptable in our society!
Stalking is Romantic

13

Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Have to Wear Pants

How dare you, Donald Duck! You walk around with a lovely little shirt but you don’t wear any pants? What a bad example you’re setting for us!
Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Have to Wear Pants

14

Your Childhood Crush Will Be a Hot Adult

Nala and Simba give us all unrealistic hopes that our childhood crushes will one, be super hot when they grow up, and two, be conveniently single at the right time!
Your Childhood Crush Will Be a Hot Adult

15

Wishing on Stars Works

Jiminy Cricket encouraged us to do it, but I have to report that my wishes upon stars have never, ever come true.
Wishing on Stars Works

16

You’ll Find Love at Your Lowest

This is a common theme in Disney movies, but in real life, romance is the last thing we tend to find when the rest of our lives are a mess.
You’ll Find Love at Your Lowest

17

All Endings Are Happy

I wish this were true, but unfortunately, many romantic endings are not happy. Have you noticed how there are no pesky ex’s in Disney films!
All Endings Are Happy What other ways do you think Disney has pulled the wool over our eyes about love?

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So true!

You ruin every good aspects of Disney movies 😒

I completely agree with this. While I love Disney, his princess movies truly engender a false belief in little girls as about how love happens.

This is a joke, right? It should be categorized under "funny," not "love"

1 isn't always false - my boyfriend was love at first and we have been together for 2 years now :)

My husband says he loved me when he saw me for the first time for our blind date..married about 20 years

My favorite someecard says: I don't care that Disney lied about Prince Charming. I'm more upset about the woodland creatures not cleaning my house. :)

Congrats!

Disney also gave me ideas of unrealistic hair. Pocahontas is the only Disney movie without a happy ending

Wow! I Thought all Disney was fantasy and not real life... I found lots of people are always wanting Disney movies to be realistic and is not about that is about imagination and fantasy separating what's real and what's just a cartoon!!!

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