We all know that there are things we never want to hear in the heat of the moment, so it stands to reason that there are certain things you should never say during sex, either. You want to avoid awkward moments at all possible costs because, well, sex has enough potential for awkwardness all on its own. So, the next time you're doing the deed, try not to think about this list because if you do, the odds are pretty good that you'll accidentally say one of these things. Sorry 'bout that.
Sure, it might seem like a good idea to brush off a concern to keep the mood going, but honestly, any mention of a rash can be a serious mood killer. Plus, it's vital to keep communication open and honest when it comes to health matters. Whether it's just a harmless skin thing or something that needs medical attention, bringing it up later, in a non-sexy context, is definitely the way to go. Your partner's health and trust in you are far sexier than pretending an issue doesn't exist.
While it might seem like a steamy idea worthy of a romance novel, blurting out “Tell me my name” mid-romp is more awkward than arousing. It can come off as a cheesy line from a poorly-scripted adult film rather than an intimate moment between partners. Instead of demanding a name roll-call, focus on the connection and the physical communication that naturally happens between the sheets. Trust us, your partner knows who you are, and if they don't, you might have bigger fish to fry than bedroom banter. Keep it genuine, and let the natural sounds of pleasure speak for themselves.
Sometimes, the heat of the moment can lead to some hilariously awkward exchanges. You might think you're easing the tension with a lighthearted joke or a cheeky comment, but trust me, sexy time is not the moment to test out your stand-up routine. Talking about needing a cold shower can throw off the steamy vibe you're both working so hard to create! There's a thin line between playful banter and a mood-killer, so let's save the comedy for Netflix and keep the bedroom for the sizzle, not the giggle.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's hard to gauge what's happening down there, especially if you're not the one doing the navigating. If, for whatever reason, your partner hasn't quite hit the mark, gentleness goes a long way. A little guidance won’t hurt anyone, and it ensures that both parties enjoy every step of the journey. But let's steer clear of making them feel clumsy or inadequate, because confidence is sexy, and everybody has an off day now and then. Just remember, team work makes the dream work.
Being open about your menstrual cycle can foster intimacy and understanding, but timing is key. You might want to give a heads-up to avoid surprises, yet this convo can be more about comfort than compulsory sharing. After all, some couples find period sex totally cool, while others may prefer a rain check. Listen to your body and communicate what works for both of you. Remember, any day can be about connection and closeness—it doesn't hinge on sex. Keep it light, keep it honest, and whatever you do, keep the flow of communication as steady as Aunt Flow's monthly visit.
What's the worst, funniest, weirdest, or most inappropriate thing you've ever said during sex? What's the worst thing you've ever heard?