17 Things You Should Never Say during Sex ...

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17 Things You Should Never Say during Sex ...
17 Things You Should Never Say during Sex ...

We all know that there are things we never want to hear in the heat of the moment, so it stands to reason that there are certain things you should never say during sex, either. You want to avoid awkward moments at all possible costs because, well, sex has enough potential for awkwardness all on its own. So, the next time you're doing the deed, try not to think about this list because if you do, the odds are pretty good that you'll accidentally say one of these things. Sorry 'bout that.

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1

Your Ex's Name

This goes without saying, of course – in fact, try not to use anyone else's name, period.

2

Never, Ever, Ever Say “intercourse”

It just sounds way too clinical and cold and weird, plus it's not even remotely sexy.

3

“Don't Worry, That Rash Isn't Anything.”

I think … I think this one goes without saying, yeah?

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Sure, it might seem like a good idea to brush off a concern to keep the mood going, but honestly, any mention of a rash can be a serious mood killer. Plus, it's vital to keep communication open and honest when it comes to health matters. Whether it's just a harmless skin thing or something that needs medical attention, bringing it up later, in a non-sexy context, is definitely the way to go. Your partner's health and trust in you are far sexier than pretending an issue doesn't exist.

4

“do You Believe in God?”

There's a time and a place for questions like this, but during sex isn't one of them.

5

“Say My Name – No, Really, Say My Name.”

This will never be as sexy as you think it's going to be and it not anything you ever need to say during sex unless you suffer from a spontaneous bout of amnesia.

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While it might seem like a steamy idea worthy of a romance novel, blurting out “Tell me my name” mid-romp is more awkward than arousing. It can come off as a cheesy line from a poorly-scripted adult film rather than an intimate moment between partners. Instead of demanding a name roll-call, focus on the connection and the physical communication that naturally happens between the sheets. Trust us, your partner knows who you are, and if they don't, you might have bigger fish to fry than bedroom banter. Keep it genuine, and let the natural sounds of pleasure speak for themselves.

6

“Who Are You Again?”

Oh, oh no, this is just bad – nobody ever wants to hear this.

7

“I Need a Cold Shower Now.”

I legit laughed, but oh my god, that's so mean!

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Sometimes, the heat of the moment can lead to some hilariously awkward exchanges. You might think you're easing the tension with a lighthearted joke or a cheeky comment, but trust me, sexy time is not the moment to test out your stand-up routine. Talking about needing a cold shower can throw off the steamy vibe you're both working so hard to create! There's a thin line between playful banter and a mood-killer, so let's save the comedy for Netflix and keep the bedroom for the sizzle, not the giggle.

8

“Can I Meet Your Mom?”

This might be the quickest libido killer ever – in fact, just avoid talking about your mom in general.

9

“Go Ahead and Put It in … Oh – It's Already in?”

Actually, I'm horrible, but if you need to say it, say it – it won't be nice, exactly, but at least it's honest, and honesty trumps niceness sometimes.

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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's hard to gauge what's happening down there, especially if you're not the one doing the navigating. If, for whatever reason, your partner hasn't quite hit the mark, gentleness goes a long way. A little guidance won’t hurt anyone, and it ensures that both parties enjoy every step of the journey. But let's steer clear of making them feel clumsy or inadequate, because confidence is sexy, and everybody has an off day now and then. Just remember, team work makes the dream work.

10

“Let's Just Get This over with.”

The thing is, this can totally happen, you can absolutely feel compelled to ask this, and you can definitely feel this way – but there's probably a slightly nicer way to go about it.

11

Any Type of Baby Talk

If someone baby talked at me during sex, I think I might hit them.

12

“Can You Grab My Phone?”

Oh, yes, this is a thing, but I mean, I don't know, I love my phone and everything, but I'm pretty sure this is one time when you just need to leave it on the nightstand or something.

13

“Wait … That's It?”

Hey, I get it – you deserve to get yours, too, and it's beyond frustrating when that doesn't happen.

14

“Are You Done Yet?”

Did you ever notice that you're much more likely to be bluntly honest when you're really bored?

15

“I Wonder What's on TV.”

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you feel compelled to ask this, you probably are really, really … really bored.

16

“I'm on My Period.”

Only because you should probably say so at some point beforehand, but really, this one all depends on you and your partner.

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Being open about your menstrual cycle can foster intimacy and understanding, but timing is key. You might want to give a heads-up to avoid surprises, yet this convo can be more about comfort than compulsory sharing. After all, some couples find period sex totally cool, while others may prefer a rain check. Listen to your body and communicate what works for both of you. Remember, any day can be about connection and closeness—it doesn't hinge on sex. Keep it light, keep it honest, and whatever you do, keep the flow of communication as steady as Aunt Flow's monthly visit.

17

“Wait, You Want to do What?”

Actually, no, you should absolutely feel free to say this during sex if your partner's trying to do something new without talking to you first.

What's the worst, funniest, weirdest, or most inappropriate thing you've ever said during sex? What's the worst thing you've ever heard?

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I said I love u girl after a kiss

Love this haha

One time me and my bf had sex while I was on my period.. He stopped in the middle of it and said "you know you're bleeding right?"

This was great. Loved it.

^^^ hahahahahaha that comment of "do u want me to take off my pants" 😂

Lol..about the pants. I asked my boyfriend in the beginning, "Do you have Asthma? Do I need to get your inhaler? " I was serious. The last thing I wanted to explain to EMS or anyone, is why and what caused it. Muchless his family!

😂😂😂😂 how hilarious!

How about goodbye!

My first and (of course) ex bf interrupted the foreplay and asked me "do you want me to take off my pants and is to make love" with very serious and formal tone...just tell boys not to say that ^^

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