17 Dirty Jokes πŸ˜‚ You Should Share with Your Crush πŸ’‘ ...

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There's nothing wrong with talking about sex with your friends, your siblings, or your crush.

In fact, it's healthy for you to become comfortable discussing your body.

That's why you should tell your crush a few of these dirty jokes:

1. What’s the Difference between a G-spot and a Golf Ball?

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"A guy will actually search for a golf ball." That's why so many women have trouble finishing in the bedroom.2

2. Wanna Hear a Joke about My Vagina?

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"Never mind, you won't get it." You can use this line the next time an annoying man hits on you in the bar.

3. What do a Penis and a Rubik’s Cubes Have in Common?

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"The more you play with it, the harder it gets." You can't argue with that one.

4. What's 6 Inches Long, 2 Inches Wide, and Drives Women Wild?

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"A 100 dollar bill." Why, what did you think the answer was?

5. Do You Know What 6.9 is?

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"A good thing screwed up by a period." If you're not sure why so many people laugh at that number, it's because it's a popular sex act.

6. What's a Man's Idea of Foreplay?

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"A half hour of begging." He won't mind demeaning himself if it means he'll end up having sex.

7. Why do Men like Masturbation?

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"It's sex with someone they love." They're their own best friend.

8. Sex is like Air

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"It's not important unless you aren't getting any." It's not something you think about unless you have to.

9. Why do Men Get Their Great Ideas in Bed?

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"Because they're plugged into a genius!" We're the smart ones, after all.

10. What's the Difference between Being Hungry and Horny?

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"Where you put the cucumber." You can either put it in your mouth or your...

Well, you get the idea.

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