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Classic Pickup Lines That Don't Go out of Style ...

By Neecey

You have to love pickup lines. Whether they melt your heart or make you gag or make you laugh, you have to give credit to the person who delivered it. And some of them just never grow old. Here are some of the classic pickup lines - I'll let you be the judge of whether classic = good.

1 Eyes

Eyes “There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t seem to take them off you!”

2 Material

Material “You see this material? You know what kind it is? It’s boyfriend material!”

3 Sore Feet

Sore Feet "You must have sore feet because you've been running through my mind all day."

4 Next

Next “Wow, I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but you look at lot like my next girlfriend!”

5 Wishes

Wishes “Hi, how are you? I’m finally here, so what were your other two wishes?”

6 Vitamins

Vitamins “My doctor says I’ve got a deficiency, I’m in need of more Vitamin U!”

7 First Sight

First Sight “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I leave and walk by again?”

8 Kiss Me

Kiss Me “Now kiss me if I’m wrong, but I’m sure dinosaurs still exist, don’t they?”

9 Nickel

Nickel “If I had a nickel for every girl I saw how was as beautiful as you, I’d have exactly five cents!”

10 Cake

Cake “Look at the two of us, wouldn’t we look cute as hell on wedding cake together!?”

11 Call Me

Call Me “Most people call me John, but you? You can call me tonight!”

12 Batman

Batman “I’m not trying to impress you, seriously, but I do happen to be Batman!”

13 Hot

Hot “Wow! Is it hot in here or is it just you!?”

14 Cell Phone

Cell Phone “Oh no, can you help? Something is wrong with my cell phone, your number doesn’t appear to be in it!”

15 Bond

Bond “Hey there, the name is Bond, James Bond!”

16 Parking Ticket

Parking Ticket “Girl, you must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you!”

17 Blinded

Blinded “I seem to have been blinded by your beauty, can I get your name and number for insurance purposes?”

18 Joey

Joey “How YOU doin’?”

19 Library Card

Library Card “I better put my name down for a library card, because I’ve definitely been checking you out!”

20 Jaw

Jaw “Oh I’m sorry, I think I’ve dropped something. My jaw!”

21 Date

Date “Do you happen to have any raisins? No? Well how about a date instead?”

22 Lost

Lost “I’ve only gone and lost my phone number, can I have yours to make up for it?”

23 Friend

Friend “You see my friend over there at the bar? Well, he wants to know if you think I’m cute!”

24 Mirror

Mirror “Do you happen to have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants!”

25 CPR

CPR “I hope you know how to perform CPR, because you are really taking my breath away!”

26 Me

Me “You know what would look absolutely great on you? Me!”

27 Directions

Directions “Excuse me, I’m really new to town, would you be able to give me directions to your place?”

28 Quarter

Quarter “You don’t have a quarter I could borrow do you? I want to go and call my mom to tell her I’ve just met the girl of my dreams.”

29 Map

Map “I think I need to go and buy a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes!”

30 Cold

Cold "Are you cold? I can be your blanket!"

31 Heaven

Heaven “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”

32 Airport

Airport “Gosh, is there an airport nearby or that just my heart that I can feel taking off?”

33 Eggs

Eggs "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

34 Shapes

Shapes "If you were an angle, you'd be acute one".

35 Flintstones

Flintstones "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock."

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