You have to love pickup lines. Whether they melt your heart or make you gag or make you laugh, you have to give credit to the person who delivered it. And some of them just never grow old. Here are some of the classic pickup lines - I'll let you be the judge of whether classic = good.
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t seem to take them off you!”
“You see this material? You know what kind it is? It’s boyfriend material!”
"You must have sore feet because you've been running through my mind all day."
“Wow, I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but you look at lot like my next girlfriend!”
“Hi, how are you? I’m finally here, so what were your other two wishes?”
“My doctor says I’ve got a deficiency, I’m in need of more Vitamin U!”
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I leave and walk by again?”
“Now kiss me if I’m wrong, but I’m sure dinosaurs still exist, don’t they?”
“If I had a nickel for every girl I saw how was as beautiful as you, I’d have exactly five cents!”
“Look at the two of us, wouldn’t we look cute as hell on wedding cake together!?”
“Most people call me John, but you? You can call me tonight!”
“I’m not trying to impress you, seriously, but I do happen to be Batman!”
“Wow! Is it hot in here or is it just you!?”
“Oh no, can you help? Something is wrong with my cell phone, your number doesn’t appear to be in it!”
“Hey there, the name is Bond, James Bond!”
“Girl, you must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you!”
“I seem to have been blinded by your beauty, can I get your name and number for insurance purposes?”
“How YOU doin’?”
“I better put my name down for a library card, because I’ve definitely been checking you out!”
“Oh I’m sorry, I think I’ve dropped something. My jaw!”
“Do you happen to have any raisins? No? Well how about a date instead?”
“I’ve only gone and lost my phone number, can I have yours to make up for it?”
“You see my friend over there at the bar? Well, he wants to know if you think I’m cute!”
“Do you happen to have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants!”
“I hope you know how to perform CPR, because you are really taking my breath away!”
“You know what would look absolutely great on you? Me!”
“Excuse me, I’m really new to town, would you be able to give me directions to your place?”
“You don’t have a quarter I could borrow do you? I want to go and call my mom to tell her I’ve just met the girl of my dreams.”
“I think I need to go and buy a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes!”
"Are you cold? I can be your blanket!"
“Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
“Gosh, is there an airport nearby or that just my heart that I can feel taking off?”
"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"
"If you were an angle, you'd be acute one".
"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
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