Men don't have to use some corny line on us. All they have to do is walk up and say "hello." Of course, that is a bit boring. If you prefer something exciting, here are a few sexual pick-up lines that'll either turn you on or make you laugh:
1 Pizza is My Second Favorite Thing to Eat in Bed
2 I’ll Treat You like My Homework: Slam You on the Table and do You All Night Long!
3 I Must Be Hunting Treasure, Because I’m Digging Your Chest
4 Wanna Go on a Ate with Me? I'll Give You the D Later
5 I'm Going to Have Sex with You Later, so You Might as Well Be There
6 Do You Believe in Karma? Because I Know Some Good Karma-sutra Positions
7 I like Every Bone in Your Body, Especially Mine
8 Do You like Adele? Because I Can Tell You Want to Be Rolling in the D
9 I Know You Haven't Been Studying. You Must Want the D
10 Want a Job? It Blows
11 They Call Me “the Fireman,” Because I Turn the Hoes on
12 Are You My New Boss? Cause You Just Gave Me a Raise
13 Are You from Japan Because I’d like to Get in Japanties
14 I’m No Weatherman, but You Can Expect a Few Inches Tonight
15 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Fine. if I Be the 6, Will You Be the 9?
16 I Lost My Virginity. Can I Have Yours?
17 Can I Read Your T-shirt in Braille?
Some of these lines are corny, but they're all pretty funny. What other sexual pick-up lines has a man used on you before?
Sources:
pickup-lines.net
jokes4us.com
pickupliness.com
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