First things first: “crazy” has a lot of definitions, especially in relationships. Being that I am unquestionably the crazy one in my relationship, I'm being a little tongue-in-cheek, somewhat self-aware, and more or less serious. I can admit I'm crazy. I do some crazy things. Bearing in mind that there's an enormous difference between facetiously crazy and seriously batshit crazy, see if anything here is familiar to you. If you recognize some of your own traits, you aren't necessarily the crazier party in your own relationship … but you probably are.
Even when s/he's at work. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Not that I've ever done that.