While we girls may be guilty of telling a white lie or two, we don't often tell tales about our anatomy, but for some reason, men tend to tell a few whoppers about whatever's below their waistband. Have you ever caught anyone in any of these lies? Let's have a look.
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1. It's HUGE
For some reason, I heard Donald Trump's voice saying those words... and with the debate over the size of his manly bits, we've got this lie all undone. I don't see why they bother with this one; won't we find out eventually anyway?
2. It's Never Been Measured
He may say he's never tried to measure his manhood, but truthfully, most men have, at least once (this week). Hey, I admit, I'd probably be curious too.
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3. It's Never Been Selfied
Come on, now. Sexting is pretty common, so if your man tells you he's never sent a dick pic before, he may not be telling the total truth.
4. It's Not Manscaped
If he's pretty furry everywhere else, but his manly parts are smooth and hairless, he's probably trimmed up, at least a little.
5. It's Always Ready to Go
Stress, among other things, can cause occasional ... let's say "softness." Even a guy with the world's biggest drive will be let down once in a while, and that's okay.
6. It's Always Had That "birthmark"
Did he just try to tell you that obvious rash is just a birthmark he's always had, and that you've just never noticed? Send him to the doctor, and get that mess (and his story) cleaned up.
7. It's Never Been Lonely
We need feminism for this reason alone: why do some men feel it's more masculine to brag/exaggerate about how many thousands of women they've slept with? Especially while we women may feel pressured to lie and make the number lower?
Can you think of any other tall (or tiny) tales you've been told? I'd love to hear them!
Comments
Trish: AMEN!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Allyfedor: "I can last for hours" 😂 Fr LESS than 30 seconds
Courtney: @ Bunny: Same here! 😄 Hilarious.
Bunny: I ve just had a huge laugh 💣
Anna: The amount of times he can ejaculate while having sex is a lie I've heard XD sheesh guys I don't even want to hear about your ejaculating experiences so there's no point lying about how many times you can XD
Myah: I have had a guy lie to me about how big it actually is, but most guys probably do
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