When I came out as gay and I revealed that I had a girlfriend (now my wife!), I got asked ALL sorts of questions, from who is more butch all the way to why do I want the right to get married. If you aren't gay, you might not realize that these questions are offensive … but they are. Pay attention and be more aware!
1 To a Lesbian Couple: Are You Two Going to Adopt?
No. We both have the parts to have a baby. We might just need a 'friend' to provide the sperm.
Frequently asked questions
2 Who is Going to Propose?
Best part about a same-sex couple? Either person can propose!
3 Do You Have Real Sex?
As … opposed to fantasy?
4 To a Lesbian Couple: Can We Have a Threesome?
How about no.
5 So Which One of You is Butch?
How about, both of us are equally butch. And manly. And we don't fight over who is taking out the trash.
6 Who's in Charge, the Top or the Bottom?
It's your business … how?
7 Do You Really Have … Butt Sex?
Yes. We do.
8 Why do You Need to Get Married?
How about because it's our right?
9 To a Gay Couple: do You Plan to Have Kids?
Yes. Why wouldn't we?
10 Aren't You Scared of Your Kids Being Made Fun of Being Raised by a Same-sex Couple?
Nope. The world is changing.
11 To a Lesbian Couple: What about Male Influence for Your Kids?
Our kids will be well-rounded and well-adjusted, just like yours.
12 To a Lesbian Couple: Have You Ever Had Sex with a Man?
So, so offensive.
13 Are You Scared of Turning Your Kids Gay?
This. I want this.
14 Do Your Parents Approve of Your Relationship?
Because that's your business too.
15 Is It True That You Cheat on Each Other All the Time?
Because that's a stereotype right?
16 For Bi-sexual Couples: if You Break up, Are You Going to Switch Sexes?
Maybe, maybe not.
17 For Bi-sexual Couples: since You Are Dating a Girl, Why Aren't You Labeled a Lesbian?
Because I like guys too, but right now I like this girl.
