10 Pickup Lines Men Actually Think Work ...

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10 Pickup Lines Men Actually Think  Work ...

Some pickup lines are funny. Some are corny. Some are clever. However, they usually don't work. However, there are some that might actually pique your interest in a man. According to Ask Men, these pickup lines actually work on women:

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1

"I Have a Question and Need a Woman's Advice."

"I Have a Question and Need a Woman's Advice." The next line of his will be, "Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?" When she tells him to just talk to her, he'll introduce himself. Isn't that smooth?

2

"so, if I Wasn't Buying All This Gatorade, Would You Still Check Me out?"

"so, if I Wasn't Buying All This Gatorade, Would You Still Check Me out?" Of course, this will only work on cashiers, and some of them are tired of getting hit on all day long.

3

"I'm Going to Have to Ask You to Leave. You're Making the Other Girls Look Bad."

"I'm Going to Have to Ask You to Leave. You're Making the Other Girls Look Bad." This is a unique way to call you beautiful.

4

"Hey, is That Guy Bothering You? No? Would You Mind if I Bothered You then?"

"Hey, is That Guy Bothering You? No? Would You Mind if I Bothered You then?" This probably wouldn't actually work, but it is pretty clever.

5

"Hey Girl, Are You a Beaver? Because DAM."

"Hey Girl, Are You a Beaver? Because DAM." If you're a fan of the corny lines, you'll love this one.

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6

"on a Scale of 1 to America How Free Are You Tonight?"

"on a Scale of 1 to America How Free Are You Tonight?" If you're a history major, this might just win you over.

7

"I've Got All These Forks and Knives All I Need is a Little Spoon."

"I've Got All These Forks and Knives All I Need is a Little Spoon." Of course, this one only really works if he's in a kitchen filled with silverwear.

UPD:

This funny pickup line is a great way to break the ice with someone you’re interested in. The joke implies that the speaker is looking for something to complete his life, in this case a “little spoon”. It also implies that he is a romantic and is looking for a long-term relationship.

The joke is especially effective when the speaker is in a kitchen filled with silverware, as it adds to the humor of the situation. It is also a great way to start a conversation and get to know someone.

This type of pickup line is often used by men who are looking for a relationship, as it is a lighthearted joke that can help break the ice and make the conversation more comfortable. It is also a great way to show someone that you are interested in them and that you are looking for something meaningful.

This pickup line is a great way to break the ice and make someone laugh, but it is important to remember that it should be used in the right context. It should not be used as a way to pressure someone into a relationship, and it should always be used in a respectful manner.

8

"Feel This...know What That is? Boyfriend Material."

hair, face, person, nose, man, In this instance the guy goes up to the girl and asks her to feel his shirt or top. He then says "know what that is?" and when she answers with "what?" he responds with "that's boyfriend material". Classic!

9

"My Magic Watch Says You Aren't Wearing Any Underwear."

person, singing, singer, "Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear." - Girl
"Damn thing must be ten minutes fast..." - Guy
I'm not sure what the success rate is of this one, but you have to admit it's pretty funny and original!

10

"Can You Help Me? I'm Really Bad at Pick up Limes."

face, hair, facial expression, person, eyebrow, This one only works if you're in a supermarket or something like that, where he goes and gets a handful of limes, drops them on the floor and then says to the girl "Can you help me? I'm really bad at pick up limes." Get it?!

Would any of these pickup lines work on you?

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I would laugh at most of them even if I'm attracted to the guy which might make him uncomfortable .

I had one guy literally say "Have you ever seen someone so beautiful that it's hard to look at them? Because I have."

'On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?' My Response: North Korea

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Number one and that is all i am going to say ...hush! Hehehe!!!

Am I the only girl who likes cheesy pick up lines? I think they're funny.

I think it also depends on who says it and how he says it. If it's a cute guy and he's funny ti's different than when a creepy guy says it in a serious way...

#1 might work....but the rest? Are you a beaver? Seriously? With a straight face? Some dude asks me this question, my response would be "make like a tree and leave."

A few would work on my to be honest

No 1 might work 😀

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