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10 Pickup Lines Men Actually Think Work ...

By Holly

Some pickup lines are funny. Some are corny. Some are clever. However, they usually don't work. However, there are some that might actually pique your interest in a man. According to Ask Men, these pickup lines actually work on women:

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  1. "i have a question and need a woman's advice."
  2. "so, if i wasn't buying all this gatorade, would you still check me out?"
  3. "i'm going to have to ask you to leave. you're making the other girls look bad."
  4. "hey, is that guy bothering you? no? would you mind if i bothered you then?"
  5. "hey girl, are you a beaver? because dam."
  6. "on a scale of 1 to america how free are you tonight?"
  7. "i've got all these forks and knives all i need is a little spoon."
  8. "feel this...know what that is? boyfriend material."
  9. "my magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear."
  10. "can you help me? i'm really bad at pick up limes."

1 "I Have a Question and Need a Woman's Advice."

The next line of his will be, "Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?" When she tells him to just talk to her, he'll introduce himself. Isn't that smooth?

2 "so, if I Wasn't Buying All This Gatorade, Would You Still Check Me out?"

Of course, this will only work on cashiers, and some of them are tired of getting hit on all day long.

3 "I'm Going to Have to Ask You to Leave. You're Making the Other Girls Look Bad."

This is a unique way to call you beautiful.

4 "Hey, is That Guy Bothering You? No? Would You Mind if I Bothered You then?"

This probably wouldn't actually work, but it is pretty clever.

5 "Hey Girl, Are You a Beaver? Because DAM."

If you're a fan of the corny lines, you'll love this one.

6 "on a Scale of 1 to America How Free Are You Tonight?"

If you're a history major, this might just win you over.

7 "I've Got All These Forks and Knives All I Need is a Little Spoon."

Of course, this one only really works if he's in a kitchen filled with silverwear.

8 "Feel This...know What That is? Boyfriend Material."

In this instance the guy goes up to the girl and asks her to feel his shirt or top. He then says "know what that is?" and when she answers with "what?" he responds with "that's boyfriend material". Classic!

9 "My Magic Watch Says You Aren't Wearing Any Underwear."

"Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear." - Girl
"Damn thing must be ten minutes fast..." - Guy
I'm not sure what the success rate is of this one, but you have to admit it's pretty funny and original!

10 "Can You Help Me? I'm Really Bad at Pick up Limes."

This one only works if you're in a supermarket or something like that, where he goes and gets a handful of limes, drops them on the floor and then says to the girl "Can you help me? I'm really bad at pick up limes." Get it?!

Would any of these pickup lines work on you?

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