What can I say if he doesn't want to wear a condom?

You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.

Are there any funny comebacks to get him to use a condom?

Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'

Is it safe to masturbate with a condom?

Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.

What if he feels less pleasure with a condom?

You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.

How do I handle the situation if he gets offended about wearing a condom?

Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.

17 Comebacks for when He Won't Use a Condom ...

If you're going to have sex, make sure you have safe sex. Even though a man might try to convince you to forget about the condoms, because they make sex unenjoyable for him, you shouldn't give in. Here are a few comebacks to use when he refuses to put on a condom:

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1. If You Don’t Put a Condom on, My Clothes Will Go Back on

If You Don’t Put a Condom on, My Clothes Will Go Back on This should be the truth. Having unprotected sex with him just isn't worth the risk.

2. When I Feel Safe, I Go Wild

When I Feel Safe, I Go Wild Make sure you say this in a seductive voice. It'll trick him into listening to reason.

Frequently asked questions

: You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
: Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
: Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
: You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
: Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.

3. Great! I Can’t Wait to Be a Mother

Great! I Can’t Wait to Be a Mother This line should scare him into grabbing the condom box. After all, if you don't use protection, you could end up pregnant.

4. Maybe It Will Make You Last Long Enough for Me to Enjoy It

Maybe It Will Make You Last Long Enough for Me to Enjoy It If condoms make it harder for him to enjoy sex, then he'll last longer. That means you might actually have a good time for once.

5. You Can’t Spell Condom without “on”

You Can’t Spell Condom without “on” Yes, this is corny, but it's also the truth.

6. Too Bad. I Was Looking Forward to Making You Orgasm

Too Bad. I Was Looking Forward to Making You Orgasm This will show him how silly he's being. Is he really going to risk losing you, just so he doesn't have to wear a condom?

7. Condoms Aren’t as Uncomfortable as an STD is

Condoms Aren’t as Uncomfortable as an STD is This is a valid argument. He can't deny that.

8. Sorry. I Don't Date Guys without Brains

person, mouth, singing, sense, model, This is a little harsh, but if he won't use protection, he's obviously not the smartest.

9. If You Won’t Use a Condom, I Won’t Ask You out Again

If You Won’t Use a Condom, I Won’t Ask You out Again There's no sense in wasting your time with someone who won't treat their (and your) body right.

10. Have Fun Masturbating, then!

Have Fun Masturbating, then! You're certainly not going to have sex with him, so if he wants to have fun, he's going to have to rely on his own two hands.

11. It’s Sexy when a Man Practices Safe Sex

It’s Sexy when a Man Practices Safe Sex This is short, sweet, and to the point. The sexiest thing a man can do is take care of himself.

12. I’m Suddenly Sleepy

I’m Suddenly Sleepy You don't have to have sex in a bed. You can go to sleep, instead.

13. You Can Either Sleep with a Condom or Sleep Alone

You Can Either Sleep with a Condom or Sleep Alone These are the only options that he has. Hopefully, he'll make the right choice.

14. Let's Go do the Condom Challenge Instead, then

Let's Go do the Condom Challenge Instead, then You've probably seen people on YouTube fill up condoms with water and drop them on their heads. It's stupid, but if he's not going to use the condoms during sex, you might as well go do the challenge instead.

15. I Shave My Entire Body, Cover My Face with Makeup, and Bleed out of My Vagina--but You Can't Deal with a Condom?

person, brown hair, black hair, long hair, screenshot, Boys don't know how easy they have it. That's why you need to put him in his place.

16. Put One on ASAP Unless You Want HIV

Put One on ASAP Unless You Want HIV Pregnancy isn't the only thing you have to worry about. You could end up with an STD, as well.

17. Babies Are More Expensive than Condoms

Babies Are More Expensive than Condoms If he thinks condoms are expensive, then wait until he sees what the price of baby food, clothing, and diapers looks like.

Don't have sex, unless you're using protection. Do the smart thing and put those condoms to use. What other comebacks can you think of?

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I apologize to married couples. Sometimes sites like this seem to advocate a lack of self control, which I find appalling. Just because you're "friends" with someone doesn't mean you should be having sex with them.

Having sex doesn't mean you don't have self control. Seriously?

I just get up and walk out. If they don't respect me enough to use a condom they don't deserve to get any.

Or just don't have sex with him if he won't because he's obviously not worth it.

"No condoms = I'll shut the door on you" hehe :P

So funny

"have fun masturbating then" omg 😂😂

Some of these make it sound like the girl has a std like, put it on unless you want hiv

@Kris. All sorts of people have sex including married couples, and it has nothing to do with self control. Many people with great self control have sex with their partners. Honestly, if it werent for sex you would not be alive today!

Some guys are too persistent but the decision lies with you

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