If you're going to have sex, make sure you have safe sex. Even though a man might try to convince you to forget about the condoms, because they make sex unenjoyable for him, you shouldn't give in. Here are a few comebacks to use when he refuses to put on a condom:
1. If You Don’t Put a Condom on, My Clothes Will Go Back on
This should be the truth. Having unprotected sex with him just isn't worth the risk.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
2. When I Feel Safe, I Go Wild
Make sure you say this in a seductive voice. It'll trick him into listening to reason.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
3. Great! I Can’t Wait to Be a Mother
This line should scare him into grabbing the condom box. After all, if you don't use protection, you could end up pregnant.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
4. Maybe It Will Make You Last Long Enough for Me to Enjoy It
If condoms make it harder for him to enjoy sex, then he'll last longer. That means you might actually have a good time for once.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
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5. You Can’t Spell Condom without “on”
Yes, this is corny, but it's also the truth.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
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6. Too Bad. I Was Looking Forward to Making You Orgasm
This will show him how silly he's being. Is he really going to risk losing you, just so he doesn't have to wear a condom?
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
7. Condoms Aren’t as Uncomfortable as an STD is
This is a valid argument. He can't deny that.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
8. Sorry. I Don't Date Guys without Brains
This is a little harsh, but if he won't use protection, he's obviously not the smartest.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
9. If You Won’t Use a Condom, I Won’t Ask You out Again
There's no sense in wasting your time with someone who won't treat their (and your) body right.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
10. Have Fun Masturbating, then!
You're certainly not going to have sex with him, so if he wants to have fun, he's going to have to rely on his own two hands.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
11. It’s Sexy when a Man Practices Safe Sex
This is short, sweet, and to the point. The sexiest thing a man can do is take care of himself.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
12. I’m Suddenly Sleepy
You don't have to have sex in a bed. You can go to sleep, instead.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
13. You Can Either Sleep with a Condom or Sleep Alone
These are the only options that he has. Hopefully, he'll make the right choice.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
14. Let's Go do the Condom Challenge Instead, then
You've probably seen people on YouTube fill up condoms with water and drop them on their heads. It's stupid, but if he's not going to use the condoms during sex, you might as well go do the challenge instead.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
15. I Shave My Entire Body, Cover My Face with Makeup, and Bleed out of My Vagina--but You Can't Deal with a Condom?
Boys don't know how easy they have it. That's why you need to put him in his place.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
16. Put One on ASAP Unless You Want HIV
Pregnancy isn't the only thing you have to worry about. You could end up with an STD, as well.
You can try saying something like 'No glove, no love!' or remind him that it's important for both your healths. Just be confident and firm.
Sure! You can jokingly say, 'Hey, even superheroes wear protection!' or 'Think of it as a fashion statement for your little guy!'
Yes, it can actually be cleaner and makes cleanup easier. Plus, it's a great way to experiment with different textures and sensations.
You can tell him there are plenty of thin or sensation-enhancing condoms on the market. Sometimes it just takes finding the right brand or type.
Just be calm and remind him that it's not just about comfort, but about safety for both of you. It’s fair to want to protect each other.
17. Babies Are More Expensive than Condoms
If he thinks condoms are expensive, then wait until he sees what the price of baby food, clothing, and diapers looks like.
Don't have sex, unless you're using protection. Do the smart thing and put those condoms to use. What other comebacks can you think of?
Comments
Jackie: I enjoy telling guys who persist on not using condoms, GREAT! I can't wait to be a mother! Or babies are way more expensive than condoms! Either way, if the guy still doesn't care to wear one cut him loose, DEFINITELY not worth his non respecting ways.
peony: Some guys are too persistent but the decision lies with you
Pat: Women always need to insist on a condom even if they use another form of birth control. Only two ways to avoid STDs: abstinence or condoms. Pick one.
Kris: Or you could just, uh, ABSTAIN??? Self control? Get it, or get lost!
Isabella: "No condoms = I'll shut the door on you" hehe :P
jonnaaa: "have fun masturbating then" omg 😂😂
Jessica: Or just don't have sex with him if he won't because he's obviously not worth it.
alka: @Kris. All sorts of people have sex including married couples, and it has nothing to do with self control. Many people with great self control have sex with their partners. Honestly, if it werent for sex you would not be alive today!
Kris: I apologize to married couples. Sometimes sites like this seem to advocate a lack of self control, which I find appalling. Just because you're "friends" with someone doesn't mean you should be having sex with them.
KitsapRiver: @Tayliscious You're right, they do, and that's not the attitude I want to project! How about this one; "It's like those ads say: because I'M WORTH IT.'
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