The 17 Types of Men You'll Meet on Online Dating Sites ...

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Online dating is no longer the weird, slightly clandestine act it was just ten years ago. These days it's the most common place to meet people, no matter who you're looking for – seriously, guys, girls, there's Black People Meet, J-Date, and even a dating site and app devoted to farmers. There are also crazy people all over every single one of them, but the sad fact is, most of the stories and stereotypes you hear about involve the dudes on dating sites. There are entire Tumblrs and Twitters and Instagram pages devoted to stories of the guys people meet on dating apps and sites – guys like these.

1 The Bye Felipe Guy

If you haven't met this guy, consider yourself lucky, but the truth is that he's regrettably and overwhelmingly common on dating apps and online. He escalates very quickly. He can get scary, too, so if anyone you talk to – man or woman because, honestly, this behavior isn't necessarily restricted to one gender – exhibits signs of being a Felipe, proceed with caution.

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The Bye Felipe Guy is a common and regrettable presence on dating apps and online dating sites. This type of man is known for escalating quickly and exhibiting scary behavior. It's important for both men and women to be cautious when encountering a Felipe, as this behavior is not restricted to one gender. This type of behavior is unfortunately prevalent in the online dating world, making it important for individuals to be aware and cautious when interacting with potential matches.

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2 The Momma's Boy

He's always so sweet, it's just you'll always be competing with someone else.

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Beyond his charm, the Momma's Boy has his priorities, with his mother often perched firmly at the top. His phone gallery is a shrine to her homemade meals, and every decision, big or small, goes through her approval process. Conversations will circle back to the sage advice she's given him, and weekend plans may suddenly include her. Be ready to embrace his close-knit family dynamic, or face the fact that her shadow may loom large over whatever duo you might form with him. It's a package deal – him, his undying loyalty, and the original woman in his life.

3 The Smelly Guy

You won't … you won't know this one until you meet, at which point it's just too late. Alternately, it's not uncommon to meet a dude with a smelly attitude.

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Almost every dating app has him: the guy who just doesn't seem to own a bottle of cologne or understand laundry day. You'll swipe through his photos, charmed by a cute smile or fun bio, but when you're finally sitting across from him over coffee, the aroma is... distracting. And let's not even get into his metaphorical stench – the one where his personality or remarks leave a lingering, unpleasant air. Still, you've got to kiss a few frogs before you find Prince Charming, right? Just perhaps bring some air freshener along for the journey.

4 The Gamer

There are several types of gamers. Almost all of them are awesome unless you dislike gaming and/or like to be the center of attention a lot of the time. If you really love to game, as well, find this boy.

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Gamers can range from the casual enthusiast to the hardcore aficionado. They're often found deeply immersed in their virtual worlds, wielding controllers with the finesse of a maestro. If you share the same love for virtual quests and multiplayer escapades, a gamer guy might be your perfect co-op partner in life's great adventure. However, bear in mind, their devotion to gaming could mean late nights battling bosses rather than cozy evenings cuddled up with Netflix. But for those who understand the thrill of a hard-earned victory, dating a gamer can be an epic quest of its own.

5 The Snarky Guy

The snarky guy is so sexy – half of the time. The other half, he's unbearable. The snarky guy is hit-or-miss, it depends on the individual. Those aren't horrible odds, though!

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His razor-sharp wit cuts through small talk, and he serves up one-liners that can make you laugh until you cry. But timing and audience – that's where he occasionally trips up; during a serious conversation, his sarcasm might just sting. Love him or hate him, the snarky guy's charm can be addictive – as long as you're in the mood to play along. And when the stars align, there's no denying the spark his confidence and dry humor can ignite. Watch out, though – those quips come at a price, and you better have thick skin to handle the banter.

6 The Jerk

The Jerk may, in fact, be a Felipe, or he may be one of those guys who believes in “negging” and all sorts of other twaddle. There are dozens of ways to be a jerk, so I advise keeping a list of all the different kinds you come across.

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He may start with backhanded compliments to undermine your confidence or boast about his myriad accomplishments to overshadow yours. Beware of his tendency to make every conversation about himself or to one-up your stories. The Jerk's favorite playground is often your vulnerabilities, playing the push and pull game with your feelings. Keep your eyes peeled for the signs: if he's too eager to critique, too quick with a sarcastic remark, or too quick to pass judgment, you've likely nabbed yourself a jerk. Add him to your list and promptly swipe left.

7 The Sweetheart

A rare gem. Keep him!

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The Sweetheart is the guy who always seems to say the right thing at the right time. Chivalrous and thoughtful, he's like a breath of fresh air in the world of online dating. With genuine compliments and a knack for listening, he's the one who remembers the little things you mention in passing. And when it comes to planning dates, the Sweetheart is all about creating moments that feel special and tailored just for you. You might find yourself thinking, "Is he too good to be true?" But in a sea of swipers, his sincerity shines through, making you believe in the magic of match algorithms after all.

8 The Braggart

Bragging is kind of insufferable, although a touch of arrogance can be attractive. You'll have to judge each braggart individually.

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Some of these chest-thumpers are all talk and no action, flexing imaginary six-packs and flaunting adventures that suspiciously resemble movie plots. Occasionally, you'll stumble upon a braggart with genuine accomplishments, yet they'll make sure you know every trophy they've nabbed in extraordinary detail. Whether it's their shiny car or their high-flying job, their stories often overshadow any chance of a real conversation. It's a delicate balance; you want someone confident but not someone whose ego needs its own zip code. Filter through the boasts to see if there's substance, or if it's all just a dazzling front.

9 The Worker-bee

There's nothing wrong with being driven, necessarily, but it's hard if the person you're into doesn't have time to spend with you. If you're work driven, too, however, this can be an ideal match.

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Certainly, ambition is sexy. But when your guy's calendar is perpetually jammed with deadlines, that dreamy date night might just be a fantasy. Picture sipping wine alone at a candlelit table. Not so dreamy, right? Now, picture this: the two of you, aligned in your hustle, power-couplesque. Imagine logging off at the end of the day to a shared understanding nod and a quick takeout dinner before diving back into your respective endeavors. It's about finding that sweet spot where love doesn’t lag behind but synergizes with your goals. If that's your vibe, swipe right on that tailored suit profile picture with confidence.

10 The Smart Guy

Nothing's sexier than intelligence, although it's easy for the smart guy to start bragging.

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He's likely to dazzle you with his extensive vocabulary and possibly an impressive degree or job title. But beware, there's a fine line between sharing accomplishments and showing off. The smart guy will captivate you with interesting facts and thought-provoking conversation, a refreshing change from the typical "hey, how's it going?" Yet, you might find yourself in a one-sided conversation if he's more interested in hearing his own voice than getting to know you. Balance is key here; a little humility goes a long way in keeping the intellectual vibe attractive rather than overwhelming.

11 The Cowboy

You can spot the cowboy even through text. Generally speaking, he's worth a date, at least.

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He's the one with a profile picture that could be straight out of a Western, and his bio has a touch of rugged charm mixed with a dash of self-deprecation. Expect stories of outdoor adventures, and if you're not opposed to a little dust on your boots, he might just sweep you off your feet with tales of the open range. Just be ready for his strong sense of independence and an occasional stubborn streak, as immovable as an old oak. But that's all part of the allure, isn't it? Grab your hat, and enjoy the ride!

12 The Dog-lover

Well, dog-lovers are different from cat-lovers. They're a special breed. Har har har, see what I did there?

13 The Hook-up

On the one hand, at least he's honest about what he wants. On the other hand, he's also the kind of guy who'll ask for nudes, send unsolicited dick pics, and probably call you fat if you turn him down.

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Navigating the murky waters of online dating, you quickly learn to spot the Hook-up. This fella makes no secret of his quest for a brief encounter, hiding nothing. His opening line might be a compliment laced with innuendo, or he might skip straight to the point, undermining any potential for genuine connection. While frankness could be seen as a virtue in the dating game, his approach leaves much to be desired, often crossing the line into blatant disrespect. Beware: this character confuses confidence with crassness, and your patience will be tested.

14 The over-commitment Guy

He's … well, he's serious about being serious. In love with love. Sometimes a little psycho.

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The over-commitment guy is the type of man who takes online dating very seriously. He is looking for a serious relationship and is not afraid to show it. He may come across as intense and sometimes even a little bit obsessive. This type of man is often very passionate and romantic, but can also be a bit overwhelming for some women. He may have a tendency to move too fast in a relationship and may come on too strong. While he may seem a little bit psycho at times, his intentions are usually good and he is just looking for someone to love and commit to.

15 The Funny Guy

Oh, if someone can make you laugh, you need to hold on tight!

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Laughter really is the best medicine, and when it comes to online dating, the Funny Guy has a special charm that can lighten the mood of any conversation. Whether it's a clever pun, a goofy selfie, or hilarious anecdotes, this man knows exactly how to tickle your funny bone. Just remember, behind every joke, there's a person looking to connect, so while relishing the hilarious banter, be sure to peel back the layers of humor to find out if there's a deeper compatibility. After all, a good laugh is important, but so is a good partner.

16 The Desperate Guy

This guy may also send you pictures of his genitalia even though you did not ask for them and do not want them. He's thirsty.

17 The Liar

The liar lies about many things. Beware the catfisher, though.

What types of guys – or girls – have you met on dating apps and online dating sites? Any horror stories?

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