What Couples Say Vs What They Actually Mean ...

By Holly • Apr 27, 2025

When you're just starting out a new relationship, you don't always say what you mean. College Humor knows all about that. That's why they've created these little comics about what couples say vs what they actually mean:

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1. Texting

Texting You're going to overanyalze everything you do when you start a new relationship.

2. Sex

Sex You don't want to offend him, after all.

3. Meeting Friends

Meeting Friends You want them to like you, so you'll try your best to fit in.

4. Paying for Dinner

Paying for Dinner If you end up paying, you'll hope you actually have enough money.

If you're looking to engage your partner in intriguing conversations, why not try some hypothetical questions for couples? These fun queries will not only keep the conversation lively but also stimulate deep thoughts and potentially reveal insights about each other's personality and thought processes.

5. Sleeping

Everyone has annoying sleeping habits, anyway.

6. Toothbrushes

Toothbrushes A toothbrush signals major commitment.

7. Facebook Official

Facebook Official Sometimes, relationships are scary.

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Shuggie
2016-01-28T00:49:32.307Z
Slit of those sound like the things that I did when I dated My Husband He was broke and I had a checking account
Cori
2016-01-04T20:32:18.030Z
Hate texting so much when it comes to relationships
Snowbunny
2015-12-16T01:22:13.887Z
Texting is the worse form of conversation.it can be taken very different from how it sounds ❤️
Tin
2015-12-15T15:05:23.566Z
Oh my god. The toothbrush. 😳
Bettina
2015-12-15T16:43:58.309Z
Me and my boyfriend actually don't put we date each other on social media. I think it should stay like that.
Snowbunny
2015-12-16T01:22:59.523Z
ps so use it a lot because of an illness and believe me I have had many misunderstood texts