17 Pickup Lines 💬 to Turn You on 😘 and Make You Laugh 😂 ...
Men don't have to use some corny line on us. All they have to do is walk up and say "hello." Of course, that is a bit boring. If you prefer something exciting, here are a few sexual pick-up lines that'll either turn you on or make you laugh:
If a man said this to you, at least you'd know he's willing to give you oral.
Of course, having sex is a little more fun than doing homework.
This is probably the classiest way for a man to comment on the size of your boobs.
Men just love to talk about the D.
He's either going to masturbate to you or actually sleep with you in person. It's your choice.
If you don't know, those are sex positions. Very sexy sex positions.
If you have sex with him, his bone will be all up in your body.
Adele fans will either love this one or be offended by this one. They can be very passionate.
If you wanted an A, you would've been hitting the books more.
There's no nice way to ask for oral. This is as close as it gets.
You have to admit, this one is pretty funny. Of course, calling you a hoe isn't his best move.
If you think boners are flattering, then you'll be happy about this one.
The only thing is that we hate when men use the word "panties." Cringe.
At least he's being honest about his size. Whenever a man claims that he's eight inches, he's flat out lying.
If you don't know what 69ing is, then you should be happy that you still have an innocent mind.
This isn't the way it works, but it's still a clever line.
Basically, this means that he wants to touch your chest. At least he's asking you in the most intelligent way that he knows how.
Some of these lines are corny, but they're all pretty funny. What other sexual pick-up lines has a man used on you before?
Sources:
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jokes4us.com
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