17 Pickup Lines πŸ’¬ to Turn You on 😘 and Make You Laugh πŸ˜‚ ...

Men don't have to use some corny line on us. All they have to do is walk up and say "hello." Of course, that is a bit boring. If you prefer something exciting, here are a few sexual pick-up lines that'll either turn you on or make you laugh:

1. Pizza is My Second Favorite Thing to Eat in Bed

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If a man said this to you, at least you'd know he's willing to give you oral.

2. I’ll Treat You like My Homework: Slam You on the Table and do You All Night Long!

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Of course, having sex is a little more fun than doing homework.

3. I Must Be Hunting Treasure, Because I’m Digging Your Chest

(Your reaction) Thank you!

This is probably the classiest way for a man to comment on the size of your boobs.

4. Wanna Go on a Ate with Me? I'll Give You the D Later

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Men just love to talk about the D.

5. I'm Going to Have Sex with You Later, so You Might as Well Be There

(Your reaction) Thank you!

He's either going to masturbate to you or actually sleep with you in person. It's your choice.

6. Do You Believe in Karma? Because I Know Some Good Karma-sutra Positions

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If you don't know, those are sex positions. Very sexy sex positions.

7. I like Every Bone in Your Body, Especially Mine

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If you have sex with him, his bone will be all up in your body.

8. Do You like Adele? Because I Can Tell You Want to Be Rolling in the D

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Adele fans will either love this one or be offended by this one. They can be very passionate.

9. I Know You Haven't Been Studying. You Must Want the D

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If you wanted an A, you would've been hitting the books more.

10. Want a Job? It Blows

(Your reaction) Thank you!

There's no nice way to ask for oral. This is as close as it gets.

11. They Call Me β€œthe Fireman,” Because I Turn the Hoes on

(Your reaction) Thank you!

You have to admit, this one is pretty funny. Of course, calling you a hoe isn't his best move.

12. Are You My New Boss? Cause You Just Gave Me a Raise

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If you think boners are flattering, then you'll be happy about this one.

13. Are You from Japan Because I’d like to Get in Japanties

(Your reaction) Thank you!

The only thing is that we hate when men use the word "panties." Cringe.

14. I’m No Weatherman, but You Can Expect a Few Inches Tonight

(Your reaction) Thank you!

At least he's being honest about his size. Whenever a man claims that he's eight inches, he's flat out lying.

15. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Fine. if I Be the 6, Will You Be the 9?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

If you don't know what 69ing is, then you should be happy that you still have an innocent mind.

16. I Lost My Virginity. Can I Have Yours?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

This isn't the way it works, but it's still a clever line.

17. Can I Read Your T-shirt in Braille?

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Basically, this means that he wants to touch your chest. At least he's asking you in the most intelligent way that he knows how.

Some of these lines are corny, but they're all pretty funny. What other sexual pick-up lines has a man used on you before?

Sources:
pickup-lines.net
jokes4us.com
pickupliness.com

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