Twitter is often full of some serious foolishness, but every once in a while, the Twitterverse is surprisingly on-point with its wisdom. One of the things Twitter always gets right? Dating. I'm so glad I never have to date again because the struggle is real, stalkers, the struggle is so very real. If you want a summary of what dating is really like, don't ask your friends or read a Cosmo article, oh no. just take a look at these tweet, which are hilarious but so, so honest, too. (A/N: Full disclosure, there are some Tumblr dating posts slipped in here, too. #sorrynotsorry)
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1. Friend-zone? Nope!
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The relationship zone is the flip-side to the friend zone, and man, I think you gotta be bold to pull off a move like this. Why don't you try it with your crush?
2. Ice Water, Please!
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The true progression of a relationship. When you're really comfortable with somebody, you jump right to pizza with everything on the first date.
3. #relationshipgoals
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But seriously, Pakalu is the funniest.
4. Netflix & Dating?
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This is actually genius, right? Netflix should get on this and make it happen. Maybe then they could stop raising our streaming rates.
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5. Want a Dog?
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This is my idea of a perfect date, actually.
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6. Yep, Me All over
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Always be explicit. Leave no room for misunderstanding.
7. Always Say You're Not a Creep
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Except not really because if you have to say you're not a creep, I have some bad news. You're probably a creep.
8. All the Butterflies
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DIGEST THEM. SWALLOW THE BUTTERFLIES. POWER PAST THE FLUTTERING.
9. No Talking, Just Creepy Staring
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*Braver. But other than that … yep. I remember that.
10. The Lesbian Dating Struggle
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This legitimately happens. That's usually a sign for us to pick up our game and back away slowly.
11. Best Dating Profile Ever
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I don't know about you, but I totally want to date Jess. Jess is my kind of girl
12. Happens All the Time
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What a difference a semicolon makes...
13. Oops
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The problem is that it's way too easy to accidentally let out a little poot when you're laughing.
14. Attempting to Flirt
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Personally, I prefer Eddie Izzard's flirting technique. Just hit your wannabe boo with a loaf of bread.
15. Yep
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Yep.
16. The Confusion of Flirting
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Been there, felt that. Pro tip: if you have to wonder, it usually means you're screaming, not flirting.
17. Sometimes It Happens That Way
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I think Sarah is secretly me.
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Comments
Valencia: Half of these are tumblr posts. That's not a tweet, honey.
Samira: Hmmmm no one told me so I figured it out myself hehe :)
Fatemeh: This is hilarious, thank you.
Bambi: LOL! LOL!! LOL!!!
Samira: Either I'm dumb or since I don't really know how to zoom them in to be able to read them.. It's the same with many other of the app's posts :/ anyways bedsides thank you and have a great weekend ! :)
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