When you're just starting out a new relationship, you don't always say what you mean. College Humor knows all about that. That's why they've created these little comics about what couples say vs what they actually mean:
You're going to overanyalze everything you do when you start a new relationship.
You don't want to offend him, after all.
3 Meeting Friends
You want them to like you, so you'll try your best to fit in.
4 Paying for Dinner
If you end up paying, you'll hope you actually have enough money.