It's always fun to see your family. Of course, it's not as much fun answering their annoying questions about your personal life. They just don't know when to mind their own business--but that's okay, because here are a few comebacks to pesky questions every woman is asked around the holiday season:
1. When Are You Having Kids?
"When Beyonce agrees to be the egg donor." That way, you'd have kids with the best genes around.